girl help
it has been literal years this blog has completely vanished from my memory but i was looking at the ss&d tag out of sheer curiosity and i FOUND ONE OF MY OWN POSTS. AND LIKED IT. AND IT TOOK ME A FUCKING MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED IN FUCKING 2017 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN
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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Songs I Like
Eleanor: Marina and The Diamonds - Girls
Daniel: Cage The Elephant - Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked
Joseph: The Fray - How To Save A Life
Jie: Lorde - Team
Oliver: Melanie Martinez - Cake
Laure: Florence + The Machine - Dogs Days Are Over
Elijah: Lana Del Rey - Gods And Monsters
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Incorrect Something Strange And Deadly Quotes, pt. 2
Oliver: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Elijah: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.
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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Things My Roommates Have Said, pt. 2
Eleanor: I always eat. Except for when I don’t.
Daniel: I stole this from my old friend...
Joseph: he’s always reminded me of eggs... I never liked eggs.
Jie: when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone’s eyes and run.
Oliver: ugh, I wish I could un-say that.
Laure: my two favorite words: I can’t count.
Elijah: it’s not polite to murder people on sunny days.
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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Things My Roommates Have Said
Eleanor: I want to be a lawyer because I’m good at arguing with people.
Daniel: nobody wants to be as cool as you, because you’re not that cool.
Joseph: stop dropping your smarts.
Jie: you’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?
Oliver: Walgreens, eat fresh!
Laure: are you implying that I’d kiss a random person?
Elijah: behind every two good shoes, there are two bad socks.
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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Things Overheard By Me At A Fair
Eleanor: ...to get some more cheesecake.
Daniel: as a murderer, I am trained in hand-to-hand combat.
Jie: farts are always funny.
Joseph: ...and I had a flute.
Oliver: you won’t help my headache either, turkeyhead.
Laure: it seems like every person here who’s taller than me and you is right in front of us.
Elijah: this one’s for you, Johnny Boy!
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Incorrect SS&D Quotes, pt. 1
Joseph, holding up two photos: One of these is the lab, the other is a dump in New York City. Can you tell which is which?
Daniel, pointing to the one on the left: that one’s the dump.
Joseph: they’re both the lab!
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