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girl help

it has been literal years this blog has completely vanished from my memory but i was looking at the ss&d tag out of sheer curiosity and i FOUND ONE OF MY OWN POSTS. AND LIKED IT. AND IT TOOK ME A FUCKING MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED IN FUCKING 2017 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Songs I Like

Eleanor: Marina and The Diamonds - Girls

Daniel: Cage The Elephant - Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked

Joseph: The Fray - How To Save A Life

Jie: Lorde - Team

Oliver: Melanie Martinez - Cake

Laure: Florence + The Machine - Dogs Days Are Over

Elijah: Lana Del Rey - Gods And Monsters

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Incorrect Something Strange And Deadly Quotes, pt. 2

Oliver: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Elijah: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes. 

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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Things My Roommates Have Said, pt. 2

Eleanor: I always eat. Except for when I don’t. 

Daniel: I stole this from my old friend...

Joseph: he’s always reminded me of eggs... I never liked eggs. 

Jie: when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone’s eyes and run.

Oliver: ugh, I wish I could un-say that. 

Laure: my two favorite words: I can’t count. 

Elijah: it’s not polite to murder people on sunny days. 

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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Things My Roommates Have Said

Eleanor: I want to be a lawyer because I’m good at arguing with people. 

Daniel: nobody wants to be as cool as you, because you’re not that cool.

Joseph: stop dropping your smarts. 

Jie: you’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

Oliver: Walgreens, eat fresh! 

Laure: are you implying that I’d kiss a random person?

Elijah: behind every two good shoes, there are two bad socks. 

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Something Strange And Deadly Characters As Things Overheard By Me At A Fair

Eleanor: ...to get some more cheesecake.

Daniel: as a murderer, I am trained in hand-to-hand combat. 

Jie: farts are always funny.

Joseph: ...and I had a flute. 

Oliver: you won’t help my headache either, turkeyhead. 

Laure: it seems like every person here who’s taller than me and you is right in front of us. 

Elijah: this one’s for you, Johnny Boy! 

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Incorrect SS&D Quotes, pt. 1

Joseph, holding up two photos: One of these is the lab, the other is a dump in New York City. Can you tell which is which?

Daniel, pointing to the one on the left: that one’s the dump.

Joseph: they’re both the lab!