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why can’t queers just flirt like normal people

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Human teeth. Inside were human teeth arranged in a smile.

little painting from back in february. i think about this stupid apple way too often.

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

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starting a collection

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All my crocheted tma characters so far!

Gerard, Michael, Jane, Sasha/not!Sasha, Jon, Martin, Agnes, Annabelle and Tim

Let me know any suggestions for who to make next - I'm very susceptible to peer pressure!

I've been re-listening to characters episodes while I make them which has been super fun, I feel like I'm gaining a lot of insight into them

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where you go i go

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I need more people to listen to the two princes because this *waves hands vaguely*

Rupert: thank you for saving me! and for being so beautiful

Amir: what

Rupert: BRAVE. ahem. thank you for being so BRAVE, not beautiful. aha. sorry. that was weird. i don’t know why i said that. i think the adrenaline must still be messing with my head, making me say craaaazy things. i don’t think you’re beautiful. NOT THAT YOU’RE UGLY. i mean, obviously you’re not ugly. i just mean if i had to choose, like if you put a sword to my head and said, “am i attractive or ugly? pick one.” obviously i’d have to say you’re attractive because objectively, that’s just a fact. but you’re not so attractive i can’t stop LOOKING at you, you know?

Is too beautiful for me to be the only one in this fandom

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Canon TMA facts that give me serotonin, for some reason:

Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.

Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.

A statement giver fell in love with a cockroach and married her.

Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.

There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.

Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.

Jon once said 'lol'.

The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.

Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.

Martin is an arsonist.

A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.

Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.

No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.

Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.

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Wow okay so. I've been obsessed with Charlie and Oscar recently. So have some Charlie and Oscar

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Start swallowing strange pills you randomly find, kids, otherwise you'll never end up forming a psychic bond with your sentient car.

Don’t swallow strange pills you randomly find, kids, otherwise you’ll end up forming a psychic bond with your sentient car

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why yes, I have been spending WAY too much of my time drawing zero-G gags because hey, it's an audio medium- I have to imagine the shenanigans they can get up too with no gravity myself. 90% is Minkowski throwing Eiffel cause I think she deserves it 😌

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Finally made them justice I think

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Good work.

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Malevolent sometimes has me feeling like I'm insane, in part because I cannot view Arthur as pathetic even remotely. Like I see the vision but also at some point a part of my brain snapped and now I am unable to be anything other than Arthur's hype man. "Have you SEEN this guy!?" I shout, gesturing towards a bedraggled miserable little man curled up in a ball on the floor who is out of breath and in visible pain. "THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH"