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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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Amazing paleo cookies

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God grant me the serenity to ignore the posters I cannot reason with, the courage to close the app, and the wisdom to destroy my phone with a hammer.

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A question about the episode Eclipse has reached this blog from the ether! This week's question is:

Why does Ray Kowalski have a giant shamrock on his fridge?

Remember, kids: there are no wrong answers except "Ray's apartment is a dump" and "Kowalski is an Irish name". At least one person (me) will find your idea interesting, though I'm willing to gamble (not with money, mind you) that I won't be the only one. If you're shy, try sending your response as an anonymous ask for me to publish!

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) vs Stargate (1994)

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if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.

the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.

they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent

paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable

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Woke is now when a movie has one line of a dialogue in Spanish.

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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

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People in the BDSM and kink communities are the only people who are normal about sex, actually, and we should all learn from them.

I think everyone should familiarise themselves with the theory for such key concepts as consent, rejecting a sexual practice for yourself without judging it morally for others, sub drop and how it can happen even in the most vanilla sexual encounters, and aftercare and how it’s often needed in even the most vanilla sexual encounters (but often treated as a joke and something to ridicule).

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Do you have more AO3 bookmarks or Spotify liked songs?

*note that Spotify can be substituted for whatever music streaming service you use

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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

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if american CEOs were killed at the same rate as schoolchildren, they would all be dead in a few months.

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate that police kill unarmed people, they would all be dead in a couple of weeks.

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate that life saving treatments were denied coverage, they would all be dead in seconds.