someoneslingering

[someoneslingering]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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grocery trip reminders 📝

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"Ace people can still have sex! " Yeah, but do you actually support sex favorable aces and sex indifferent aces who have sex, or are you just saying that to make asexuality more palatable for allos.

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I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

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The funniest shit about asexuals is that all of us grew up consuming media that talks on and on about sexual attract and desire, with a pretty hypersexualized culture and people talk about it a fucking lot too. And what is that we all collectively think? "Yeah, that's clearly an exaggeration, nobody actually feels like that! The whole world it's pretending, that's the only possible explanation..." Like sure buddy, that's a very logical way of thinking, the entire world is acting, don't think too hard about it

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please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

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electric guitar shotgun

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DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

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i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child

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ahhhh so the guilt is NOT supposed to be neverending and haunting and constant and persisting beyond a doubt over even the most menial of things that i would not be upset at someone else for. i understand now.

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i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop

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hey sorry i didnt text you back for 2 weeks i just became completely jaded with the entire human experience. anyways whats up

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trans flag but it hasn't bloomed yet

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forever obsessed with sunrise, sunset, flowers, the moon and stars

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i love you pubes i love you stomach hair i love you unshaven pits i love you happy trails i love you coarse leg hair i love you untrimmed bushes. i love you body hair

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

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"but what if i dont have a good laugh"

i only tell jokes in hopes that i might get to hear your laughter