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HA okay

1) Harry Potter. I could probably answer every single trivia question about it and explain the completely fan made universe surrounding his parents. (I do not support jkr or any transphobic views)

2) the queer undertones of supernatural. It might be the worst show ever but it’s so badly written that I could talk about the complexity of it for hours.

3) the incorporation of paganism into Christian traditions. Nearly every Christian holiday can be traced back to having pagan aspects.

4) how history is repeating itself now. Ie: the fall of the us empire when compared to Rome.

5) the effect (affect?) of colonization and industrialization on global societies and the environment

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

[someonefromwarmclimates]

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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Cottagecore lesbian or dark academia bisexual?

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Obsessed with the fact that in “Live Free or Twihard” the characters in the intro are Kristen (the human who got preyed on by the vampires) and Robert (the vampire). They really fucking hate Twilight.

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Bobby Singer is my spirit animal

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Do you think when cas gets extra bitchy at dean he just changes his rib carvings?

Like yeah they are still protecting him but he gets to be super passive aggressive about this so now they say shit like "protect this dutiful righteous man who fails to take out the garbage eventhough he said he would do it"

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Okay so here are the tags I wrote on someone else's post about Dean running up the stairs to find really real Cas in 15x19:

#so I think about this a lot. Like if the Empty was falling apart and all the angels and demons were escaping #and Cas got out too #but it was rough on him and he was torn to shreds but he came to the bunker to warn them what was happening. And Dean opens the door to #find Cas all bloody and leaking grace #and Cas doesn't deliberately fall into Dean's arms #but he collapses and Dean catches him #and brings him inside. They're on their knees on the landing #Dean propping Cas up with a hand on one shoulder and the other cradling his face. And Cas is trying to tell him something about demons but #Dean isn't hearing it. He's just all #Cas what happened to you? What do you need? How can I help? And then Sam and Jack are there so Cas directs his warning at them instead and #they at least seem to absorb it. They share a look: and we thought things couldn't possibly get worse. #And they want to help Cas too #but Dean has that task monopolized #so Sam and Jack just hover. Dean is still asking #what do you need? How do I help you? Cas looks at him softly and says he just needs time to heal. And it's a terrible lie. #Dean is all whispered streams of 'no' and Cas #c'mon buddy. C'mon. I need you. I need you to be okay. I can't. I need you. Dean is a livewire he's unwinding he's fraying apart. #He can't have Cas again so close he's holding him #can't be holding him again just to watch him die again. But there's light spilling from Cas' wounds and his eyes are going unfocused #and there's a glow between his lips like the start of an angel blazing out. #Cas. Hey. You gotta be okay. You gotta look at me. Cas. Look. #And Dean kisses him. Unthinking. Sam and Jack are there but that doesn't matter. They don't say anything. They just watch in distress. #The moment Dean and Cas' lips part Cas is staring at Dean glossy eyed. And then he laughs weak and sputtering. #Hey. Cas #you gotta tell me how to save you. You can't. No. No no no no. Dean takes Cas' hand and presses it to his chest. You touch my soul #that'll heal you up right? #Cas tries to tug his hand away. Tries to say something about it being dangerous. Dean keeps it pressed tight against him. #Cas please #you gotta be okay. I need you. I can't. I need you. Cas. #And Dean kisses him again #as if he can convince him with kisses #as if he can pour his soul into Cas with his kiss. And then a glow does begin to grow between them. Weak at first #but it gets stronger #strong enough that Sam and Jack have to look away #strong enough to white out the whole room. And when it fades #Dean is pale and breathless but alive #and Cas is healed. He stares at Dean dumbfounded. Because he didn't touch Dean's soul. Dean's soul reached out and touched him. #the end #yeah I think about this a ton

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Dean fr said the worlds about to end so I might as well flirt with the hot angel.

“Not for nothing cas but the last person who looked at me like that…..I got laid” *wink*

Okay slut

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Thinking too much again about castiel being lobotomized over and over for choosing dean as a metaphor for being sent to gay conversion therapy by his religious family for liking a boy too much. Why? Why god did you make that shit line up so perfectly? Fuck you.

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My honest to god reaction when Uriel told Cas that what he was doing was conversion and I was like ?????? How do people say this shit ISNT gay

Thinking too much again about castiel being lobotomized over and over for choosing dean as a metaphor for being sent to gay conversion therapy by his religious family for liking a boy too much. Why? Why god did you make that shit line up so perfectly? Fuck you.

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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Cas would read a destiel fic and be like hmm maybe i should take this author’s love advice and tell dean the handprint actually means he’s angel married to me

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what if Kevin read Chuck's Winchester Gospels and continued writing them in season 8 complete with sarcastic angry commentary

“We need you,” Dean choked out through the blood that still somehow didn’t manage to make him look unattractive. “I need you.”

He didn’t say, “I have a giant raging hard-on for you unrivaled by any hard-on I’ve had since I first saw Han Solo, and I love you, and I wanna put my mouth on your mouth,” because he is an idiot of epic proportions. You should all be used to this by now.

Naturally, angels can read minds, even though that’s been thoroughly ret-conned by this point, and the strength of Dean’s mental boner immediately broke through the mind control in a trope right out of a bad B-movie. Cas cast his angel blade aside (heh), lovingly touched Dean’s face, and healed all that blood even though Dean was inexplicably still hot with one eye swollen shut anyway.

Fuckin’ Winchesters. Sam’s stupid hair, Dean’s stupid face, nothing ever makes these guys look genuinely unappealing and it’s not fair.

So then Dean was all, “What broke the connection?” and Cas said, “I don’t know.”

Because Cas is a big fat liar douche. He should have said, “The same thing that saves the day every time: MY BIG GAY LOVE FOR YOU, DEAN. OBVIOUSLY. HOW MANY MORE YEARS DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS?”

But Cas is as big of a chickenshit as Dean, so he fucked right off with the angel tablet so he didn’t have to look deeply into Dean’s stupidly green eyes anymore, because it was giving him feelings in his pants.

These fuckers. I swear.

-1st Kevin 17:10-22

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SOBSICLES ALL THE WAY

Got any fic recs?

My absolute favorite destiel fics to date, in no particular order:

a kiss for every season (literally) by sobsicles

A Room of One's Own by NorthernSparrow

a turn of the earth by microcomets

according to all known laws of life by sobsicles

Aching in the Absence of You by sobsicles

Apres by imogenbynight

Dean (and Cas') Top 13 Zepp Traxx by pantheon_of_discord

Deeper and Deeper into the World by perilously

Heroes for Ghosts by pantheon_of_discord

In the Shadow of your Wings by Salr323

in this louisianna bar by fleeceframe

let's take a drive by sobsicles

Life Skills by ilovehowyouletmefall

More Than Ever by Sass_Master

Neglect by vanishingact

oh sooner or later it all comes down to faith by sobsicles

Our Bodies, Possessed By Light by obstinatrix

psalm 40:2 by unicompoe

Seek to Know You Better by ahurston

the cheapest room in the house by biggaybenny

The One Thing You Can't Lose by MajorEnglishEsquire

The Story of You and Me by the_diggler

There's Only One Sure Thing That I Know by blinkiesays

things happen (they do, they do, they do) by sobsicles

Tripping by Hatteress

Unknown Quantities by xylodemon

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I am completely normal about this (said while holding back tears)

cas not healing himself bc he likes when dean tenderly and gently patches him up… he heals the major things, bc well one it hurts and two, he doesn’t like truly worrying dean. but the minor stuff? dean brushing his fingers over his forehead right above his left eyebrow to apply a butterfly bandage? or dean dabbing cas’ knuckles w antiseptic and cas’ winces and dean so achingly gently says ‘i know, I know cas.’ those are times cas revels in. soaks up all that tender attention like a flower in the sun. dean brought it up once, while he was wrapping cas’ wrist, ‘cas why don’t you just.. I know you could probably do a much better job at healing this than i could’… but cas just gives those puppy dog eyes like 🥺 you don’t like healing me? and dean is like no cas nothing like that.. i never mind patching you up just.. think you could probably do a better job at it is all. And cas’ expression goes soft and full of sincerity says ‘your healing is warm…mine is cold…sometimes it’s like you’re the only source of warmth in the world… ‘ and dean clears his throat and falters from his task just barely, dares a glance up then goes back to deftly wrapping cas’ wrist, ‘well. you can always come to me to warm up. anytime cas’