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u gay if u wear high waisted jeans

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“What about you? Are you happiest and saddest right now that you’ve ever been?“ 

"Of course I am." 

"Why?" 

"Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you.”

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men are so unbelievably rude to women they don’t find attractive 

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“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

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no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

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according to 90s era canadian country singer shania twain the only requirement to being a woman is “the prerogative to have a little fun” so

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HE’S TOYING WITH US NOW

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Jesus is back, And he's not Crucifuckin' around: The Bible 2

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if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette