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Enough enough enough of butch women being stupid, being 'himbos', being infantalised, being shallow, being reckless, being thoughtless- Make your butch women calm, competent, thoughtful, philosophical, keen-eyed, older, wiser, respected, confident!!! Masculinity does not only belong to immature tomboys who just need to grow out of it!!

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i like Ma & Pa Kent a lot bcos like, their whole thing is that they’re the normalest, nicest human parents in existence, but also, they are the people who found a baby inside a crashed spaceship and just took him home and told no-one.

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tch...whatever...i bet you've never even jerked off to me *seals the blade of unholy darkness in my heart*

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Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

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Martin had to be so pissed that he became High Overseer and still died in the regular shitty black overseer robes instead of getting that sick crimson tunic before he died

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literally nine would have treated martha so right i don’t even wanna TALK ABOUT IT

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MEGAN THEE STALLION as Starfire for Halloween 2024

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Who else is doing it like Gwen Cooper. Sought out a secret organisation then accepted a job there after the last person got killed in front of her. Made out with a woman possessed by an alien (she has a boyfriend). Kissed her boss at least once (she still has that boyfriend). We've barely finished episode three

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He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream

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she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

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I don’t think Mace Windu was the jerk people make him out to be but I think he should’ve been. I think when Anakin got mad about not being made a master he should’ve called him a whiny little bitch and asked him if a sippy cup would make him feel better. I think when Boba said you started it when you murdered my father Mace should’ve been like that sucks what happened to your dad but I simply came out…AHEAD and then the camera pans to a clone with a set of drums doing a rimshot. I think when Dooku indirectly accused him of only ratting him out to get a seat on the council he should’ve called Dooku a paranoid dumb thotticus. I would still support him.

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The dichotomy of Mickey/Martha shipping is this: It does make sense with their personalities and it could have been a really good, well-developed love story. Also, it was not developed at all and sort of thrown at us in thirty seconds with no explanation. It is simultaneously shit and really good. Like much of Doctor Who, come to think of it.

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Cannon! Tim Drake was less “super smart fanboy kid with a camera” and more “internet message board conspiracy theorist with a wall of red string who has undiagnosed adhd and anxiety” and I think we should really be talking about that more

Yeah sure fannon Tim being a cute kid with a camera is whatever but what happened to “I watched a kids parents die and it traumatized me so hard that I hyperfixated on him to cope and now I make conspiracy theories about him and also his family”

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if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.

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STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Deleted Scene)

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Ok. Real talk.