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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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hearing rishi's calling a general election

manifesting the tories losing every fucking seat they hold. not even opposition for them. hope the party dies an embarrassing, catastrophic death <3

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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mm fulled of eggs

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The best thread incoming... Hilarious, fun memories wrestlers, trainers & more had with Chuck Taylor over the years, for those who are not on Twitter/X and can't see these!

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

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one reblog = one reblog

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“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

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i have eaten so many failed ‘I’ pretzels that i have a tummy ache

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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