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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

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why must we network. isn't my kindness and willingness to try to be better everyday enough?

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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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why would you do this to me

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@pentergeist

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

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You get trapped with two Dragon Age characters (spin the wheel) in one room for a day.

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

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shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

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losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing