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Cranky Rabo gives me LIFE

Which 'Rabo are You Today?

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Lion El'Jonson has embraced his inner beast.

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My first post here! Sharing all the Primarchs portraits i've done so far

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nerds<3

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Garviel Loken

by George Earl Abalayan

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Horus: I just ended a 150 years relationship.

Lorgar: Oh I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Horus: Hm? Oh yeah I'm fine it wasn't my relationship.

*Fulgrim and Ferrus fighting in the distance*

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Magnus’ book club.

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Some other outfits I've been meaning to draw:

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Oh boy, been a hot minute since I'd put up content - Chinese New Year really knocked my schedule out. I'm back up and running now, though!

This week's comic: Salt Within, Salt Without.

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My wife asked me to draw them in suits, and I couldn’t come up with anything better. So, they’re fighting now. Why? No idea! Although Kris suggested maybe they refused to share their coffee machine.

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A picture of Dorn and Pert holding(?) hands that i shared on my boosty a while ago, i still like the framing of this :)

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“Emperor’s Children never run!” said Saul Tarvitz, who promptly ran as soon as he saw Angron

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Which Primarchs committed tax fraud?

Lorgar claimed tax exempt status as a church. Cited a law from the Age of Strife, rejected after lengthy legal proceedings. Definitely did not instigate the Heresy to avoid paying his substantial fines.

Sanguinius filled his form wrong. He managed to charm the investigating officer into allowing him to resubmit, but failed to file on the ground that he was murdered by Horus. A small percentage of Blood Angels are, to this day, afflicted with anxiety over an unfiled return.

Roboute Guilliman 100% knows how to commit tax fraud, and how to get away with it. Of course he does. He's the tax man (Ultramar regional office). Hates Magnus for reasons we'll get to.

Jaghatai Khan neither knows nor cares what taxes are. The Imperial Revenue took years to track down his address, and after several final demands an investigator visited only to find a lone postbox 300 miles from anywhere, half buried in unopened mail.

Perturabo failed to declare assets 'inherited' from Ferrus Manus and is currently awaiting a trial date.

Ferrus Manus has been given dispensation to defer his return for the tax year on the following grounds:

Being dead.

Lion El'Johnson swears he knows how to commit tax fraud but simply never would. He's lying. He has no idea but would rather walk naked into the Warp than admit it.

Vulkan keeps fastidious notes through the year which makes him very popular with his accountants. They try to convince him to expense his Drakeskin cloaks but he refuses as he wears them recreationally (despite the Salamander's 'business logo') and doesn't want to get into trouble.

Fulgrim completed his return, he really did, but it wasn't right. Currently on his cogitator is 'Tax Return 3 FINAL (FINAL!!).tax' unsent.

Leman Russ vaguely understands that tax is a thing. Thus far nobody can decide if the Space Wolves mix of raucous hospitality and space Viking intimidation towards investigators is a concerted effort to avoid paying or if they're just like that.

Magnus has all the documentation to prove that he's paid. It's all right there. It makes absolutely no sense and somehow he's owed money? Guilliman is convinced he's full of it but hasn't been able to prove it and is quietly seething.

Rogal Dorn pays in full and fully hates anyone who doesn't. He grumbles about it to anyone who will listen, usually within earshot of anyone he suspects isn't paying his way. Magnus & Conrad vocally agree with him. Guilliman leaves the room before he says something he'll regret.

Alpharius definitely submitted a return. Nothing about it looks right, all the numbers are estimates, all the assets are in some kind of code but somehow it's already been stamped as accepted.

Konrad Curze also vocally hates anyone who doesn't pay up. Secretly he hasn't paid in years. He is beyond the pretty laws of 'taxes' and with everyone focused on Lorgar, Perturabo and Magnus he's just slipped through the cracks, which he has taken as a silent endorsement.

Corvus Corax wants to pay tax. He’s tried to pay tax. He’s sent several returns to the Imperial Revenue and still they haven’t taken the money. He’s beginning to get worried. He needn’t be. They have quite simply forgotten he exists and it's gone on too long for them to admit their mistake.

Mortarion pays but hates everything about it. He thinks it's a personal slight and is convinced he is paying more than everyone else. He's right. This makes his whining no less annoying.

Angron had taxes explained to him once and ol' Rusty's sacrifice is why Imperial Revenue officers can wear jeans on Fridays. Since then the IR has practiced a bold 'hands off' approach with the World Eaters, proving that violence is sometimes an answer.

Horus absolutely pays his taxes. In Horusbux: A currency of his own devising. Lorgar attempted to trick Horus into a ponzi scheme, now all of his money is in Horusbux and he has no idea how it happened. Horus keeps on promising everyone massive returns, usually from the deck of his waryacht, the Live Forever II.

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i love how horus is literally on his deathbed and the only thing he wants to do is complain about his brothers

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Did you guys know there was an H.R. Giger museum in the city of Gruyères, Switzerland?

The Museum’s interior was designed entirely by Giger himself.  His oeuvre is available for view, including paintings, drawings, even furniture There’s also a Skeleton Bar, which has a ceiling is like the inside of a ribcage, with vertebrae twisting along the vaulted ceiling.