softmouseboy

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for whatever reason i still have so many followers on this account??? hi yall i remade, i’m at @threewolfmoons now, primarily reblogs/shitposting but ill post art or whatever probably lol

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also if you want you can find me on twitter https://twitter.com/remusmaurice 

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hello i no longer use tumblr but if you’d like you can get a shirt with my twitter famous cat kenny (@goblinkenny) on it from raw paw now

click here to preorder by august 8th!

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well its been a fucking hot minute hasnt it hi tumblr what have you been up to 

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i mean same

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this will be my go-to excuse from now on

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tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted

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Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

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where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life

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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

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can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

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there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

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Cats look if you touch them