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why the fuck was there call of duty smut on my following tab. Who did it.

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chat I’m going to cry so basically my friend #1 dated my crush for like a year but they broke up but stayed close friends, but now friend #1 wants to get back with my crush (the feeling isn’t mutual any my crush is avoiding her and acts very uncomfy around her) and I just found out that my friend #2 likes my crush as well and she never really has crushes or anything so I feel guilty about liking my crush because I feel like I’m taking that away from her. But my crush has been subtly hinting (I think?) that they like me, like saying things that they love green eyes (I have green eyes) and wants to learn to ballroom dance and was essentially asking me to teach them, and we made long eye contact for a while a couple times. But the thing is if they actually like me back, I feel weird about breaking girl code on two friends. I know they would say they don’t care but ik they would a lot and they both hide what they’re feeling a lot so I just feel icky that if my crush does end up liking me back and we get together that I’ll just be a bad friend, because they both don’t know that I like my crush because I haven’t told anyone irl yet and I’m just really in a social dilemma rn :') thanks for reading my tangent also my crush is super hot the end

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGAINST TRUMP AND PROJECT 2025

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR PEOPLE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ONE IRL

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what am i gang. :3

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you’re a cowboy like me

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

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I love having multiple crushes and periodically being like “nvm I don’t like you liek that anymore” and liking my other crush and then I decide we’re just friends so I pick my other other crush and then thinking “you probably hate me so this won’t work” and then going to my secret backup other other other crush and all of the sudden my first crush is like. Super mighty fine 🤗

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yayyy girls i love you girls. thank you girls

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I hate the “emotionally unavailable divorced single mother and/or businesswoman x the happiest man on earth who inserted himself in her life and makes it better” ship dynamic so much it drives me insane

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there was also the aesthetic community, which was pure chaos mixed with k-pop and a tablespoon of drama and 10 year olds pretending to be 15

Ever wonder what the Scratch Ecosystem ™ that I expeienced was like? No? I'm gonna tell you anyways.

There was three big groups I found (3 gods for short). The Gaehive, Girls Who Don't Fit In, and Griffpatch's comment section.

People originating from The Gaehive were called Gaehiveans, People from Griffpatch's profile were Griffpatchers. People from GWDFI had no organized name.

Gaehiveans tended to be very nice to each other. Tone tags/no tone tags when asked, were pretty good about sensitive topics. Extremely excepting over all. They were slightly strict in their rules sometimes, but it wasn't bad by any means.

GWDFI was rougher. Sharper. Meaner. Less rules, less regulation. You can tell the group was meant to make you feel safe, like Gaehive was. But it didn't achieve it. The people in there were rather judgmental, made most things a fight. If it wasn't a fight, it was horribly depressing. I never really did stuff there for a reason, you know. I suppose they had a bright side to it all, but I never got to see it.

Griffpatch's comments were interesting. There was people from all corners of the site in there. Opposing worldviews, lives, languages. And yet they seemed to make it work. Most of them that talked to me seemed relatively nice. There were some weirdos, some jackasses, some IPad babies. But hey, at the very least it was interesting to watch.

They all had some relation to each other. Gaehive disliked GWDFI because they thought that GWDFI was a bad influence (and fairly so). GWDFI disliked Gaehive because they thought they were too strict, and needed to let go a little. There were very few people in both groups at once. Griffpatchers didn't care all that much about either. People from both transmigrated to Griffpatch anyways. Why would they care about the rules of communities a large part of them weren't in?

There were a lot of little things that went on that don't much matter. But yeah. That was the Scratch Ecosystem. Ta-daa.

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”does anyone use the for you tab” nah but be so fr who the fuck uses the explore tab

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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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She’s so pretty help me😭

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guys she’s so pretty I can’t cope but she might be straight and she barely knows of my existence and we only talk indirectly through group conversations and I wanna date her so bad but she’s probably straight but she’s a lil fruity I’m going to go cry into my pillow but then giggle myself to sleep