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but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

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living on an island is so funny. today there was a turkey stuck in the road. it was very stressed and causing a traffic jam so I pulled over and got out and herded it off the road. It seemed injured, so caught it and looked it over (experienced bird rehabilitator disclaimer). anyway, the rest of the day, everywhere I've done today someone is like, "Oh hey Story. Heard you caught a turkey earlier." Which means people in the cars going by knew me, saw me chasing a wild turkey, and it seemed correct enough that they didn't stop to investigate.

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4.05 | 4.14 | 8.10

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I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

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Have you ever traveled solo?

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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just found out that there is a sudanfunds website! like gazafunds, it is a compilation of funds for people facing genocide

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“King Courtlyn has decided to keep Halden.”

"Too fucking bad for Halden.” Xaden shrugs.

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

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girls only want one thing

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For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.