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only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while
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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
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