sodarlo

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apparently all 7 seasons of Gilmore Girls are on Hulu now??? I need to see if I can steal my dad’s password so I can watch with my mom 🥹🥹🥹

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to all you people who are like “ohhoho money is everything”, money is the only way my father has ever shown affection towards me and I can assure you that is not everything

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me when I eat glass

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*falls through ceiling, covered in plaster, as I lean onto the doorframe* what’s cookin good lookin? *I blow a piece of insulation out of my mouth*

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soda / 15 / single / loner / brocken hearted 💔 / hides behind a FAKE smile / soft-hearted / in LOOOVEE with jake / DONT TOUCH MY TAIL!!!!!

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it is 11:50 pm on Christmas Eve in my darling eastern time. You know what that means.

‘ALMOST CHRISTMAS’ MEANS IT WASNT CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

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putting rat poison in the protein shake for added effectiveness 😋

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merry turnabout goodbyes

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I MEANT TO QUEUE THIS FUCK

to lay in someone’s arms would be divine. everyone else seems to get romance quite easily whilst I need things slower for me. I need the process of love to be long, I can’t have a mere crush, I need to fall in love with someone before I even really want them to myself. I feel as if I need someone but I know that is not only untrue, but impossible, given the only person I’ve ever truly fixated on like that, isn’t like me at all.

This song is the only one that truly captures it, I think.

[sodarlo]

to lay in someone’s arms would be divine. everyone else seems to get romance quite easily whilst I need things slower for me. I need the process of love to be long, I can’t have a mere crush, I need to fall in love with someone before I even really want them to myself. I feel as if I need someone but I know that is not only untrue, but impossible, given the only person I’ve ever truly fixated on like that, isn’t like me at all.

This song is the only one that truly captures it, I think.

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ngl I have all these posts scheduled by coming up with a bunch of random ass ideas one night every once in a while because my life is actually a mess at the time of posting this. so yeah if I don’t instantly reply or anything, it’s because I am going through a lot.

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calling myself a victorian boy whilst going by soda is just me quietly whispering to you that I am one of the original coke products that is full of cocaine

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babe… im cold… can I peel off your skin and use it as a blanket..? 🥺

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WHAT THE FUCK MERGE MANSION?????

WHAT IS THIS???? WHAT THE HELL??? IS THIS A MOVIE I CAN SEE??? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

what the fuck merge mansion

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what the fuck merge mansion

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Happy birthday to Dream and Nightmare!!! 🎉🎉🎉 [Dream and Nightmare sans belongs to Joku]

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stop for a second, take a deep breath, and acknowledge that you, as the wonderful person you are, are real. it might just do you some good.