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hmm. let’s do a poll today.

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I hope worrying about accidentally gaslighting my friends means I am not actually doing it because I am intensely paranoid

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empathy rage post. I hate empathy it sucks. as one of those afflicted with strong empathy. Don’t do it. don’t do the empathy thing. I empathize with products in stores thinking they might be lonely it is not fun

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it’s so funny how people keep saying I am probably autistic, given the fact that I do have a few of the traits and practically everyone I’m close with likely has it, because I have taken multiple tests (including one by an actual psychologist) and I get incredibly low scores for someone who has been called a “textbook case”(?? honestly I don’t know what this man was on) by idiots online

by the way, this is not at all against autism. I’m related to people with autism, I’m best friends with a ton of people with autism. I’m making fun of the fact that so many people have gathered that opinion of me — I think likely because adhd can be closely tied to autism, and I have diagnosed unmedicated adhd.

only proves how weird psychology is, really.

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the ever present vague temptation to adopt the werewolf aesthetic due to my father being a real one (he’s hairy, ugly, and I only ever see him once a month)

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hot take; all you fuckers living in the northern USA near NYC and shit need to start adding mother fucking sugar to your iced tea. I still have trauma from a trip up there where I was given unsweetened iced tea by some of those bitches, hell a waiter even talked to me about it like, “nah dawg they don’t got nothing good up her” (incredibly incorrect quote)

stupid fucking northern USA sucks. the south sucks too but at least we add sugar to our damn tea. Sickos.

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I tried to make gay lawyers in toca boca and I hate every decision I’ve ever made in the entire history of my life

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AHSHSHAHAHAHA

JUST. JUST MAK IT BLUE ANS RED AND BLACK HAIR LOOKING SHIT ANDHSHAHAHAHA

beautiful ❤️

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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having fun on dress to impress. Might make some gay lawyers on here

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Man, EVERYONE’s wrong about narumitsu.

the way they FINALLY get together is inadvertently and indirectly caused by Larry.

Think about it,

- The class trial where they met? Larry.

- The first case Phoenix must pass? Larry.

- Why edgeworth even finds out about the bridge incident? Larry.

Everyone, Including Phoenix and Miles, can try their DAMNDEST to make Wrightworth happen,

but in the end what causes them to FINALLY get together, will be an event caused BY LARRY BUTZ.

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the defense’s eyes are up here

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Media illiterate king <3

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I've seen so many posts about aai being like "look Edgeworth's bluffing he learned so much from Phoenix!!" But Phoenix learned everything from Mia and Mia learned everything from Godot so I love the implication of Godot's entire legacy being "lie, be dramatic, and commit to the bit" which is exactly what he does every single second he's onscreen.

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I have this plushie, TY brand if I’m remembering right, who has sat in the same spot for at least a year now. his name is Gilbert and he has ownership of a scarf of mine. it goes around his head in the summer to keep the sweat out of his eyes. he’s probably very lonely and depressed but hey! he’s a colorful giraffe. everybody needs a sad scarf Gilbert living at their grandparents house.

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although I'm not sure if it changed for the better

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oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door

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this is canon I played none of the games but I know what I’m talking about

As much as I would love for narumitsu to be Canon, I just don't feel like it's ace attorney style to heavily explore cutesy romance stuff. It would feel a bit odd I think to have a game where they have a romance arc as aa is not a dating sim 😭

However I think it's absolutely hilarious if they come out with a new game where they just sorta don't ever substantially say it but it's obvious what's going on.

Ways they could make Narumitsu Canon that I think are funny:

-One of the locations is called "My Apartment" whilst you're playing as Phoenix, and when you go there sometimes Edgeworth is just like... sat on the sofa drinking tea and you're just meant to accept it. (alternatively. You are able to play as both Phoenix and Edgeworth at some point and both of them go to the same "my apartment")

- They put wedding rings on their sprites and never ever elaborate on it.

-There's an almost hidden piece of dialogue that you only get when you fail spectacularly where Edgeworth gets smug and Phoenix thinks "That's it. I am so going to divorce him when we get home" or something sarcastic along those lines. That's the only time it's mentioned.

-There's a case where there are two people in love and Maya is like "Nick you must be so lonely you haven't dated anyone in years. All you do is hang out with Mr Edgeworth all the time >:( " and Phoenix just thinks "Yeah. There's a reason for that" and that's it. You're meant to infer wtf that means.

-Larry complains about being a third wheel once when with Phoenix and Edgeworth.

-Edgeworth's office has a tiny nearly illegible photo that is clearly just a wedding picture of the two of them. You click on it and Phoenix is like "As nice as this day was, did he really have to use the photo where I'm blinking??"

-You present a ring as evidence to Edgeworth and he says something along the lines of "Interesting. It almost reminds me of the one you gave me, Wright"