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This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

Teaching Odyssey 21-22 today: my class were getting so confused by Suitors’ names that they agreed on and cast Timothée Chalamet (suave, sly) as Antinous, Barry Keoghan (whiny, brave) as Eurymachus and Tom Holland (well-meaning, impotent) as Leodes.

And Danny De Vito as Beggar-Odysseus.

I tell you it was going really well til Odysseus rips his clothes off.

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The “fell down three flights of stairs” is even funnier considering Odysseus’ palace only has two floors. I love this woman.

The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>

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Me when I pine all my days to travel home and see the dawn of my return

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reading the iliad is crazy bc it just wildly flip flops between divine sitcom, the horrors of war, the most beautiful description you've ever read and a list of names that could've been 20 items shorter but absolutely should not be

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They are the brothers of all time (as an older sibling, I would probably do the same)

My favourite part of the Iliad so far is Menelaus being really chill about getting shot while Agamemnon is hyperventilating next to him

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So @kebriones randomly got terminated if anyone didn’t already know :<

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Oh, my son

rkgk tonight playing around with some brushes and texture ^^

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Thanks Wolfy I will CRY

*proceeds to fall down on floor and sob for hours*

quick animation between comms

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LET THE GUYS CRY

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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Odyssey meme time

(I swear I’ll make some actual art at some point I’m just busy with college ahhh)

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I can see this in my head and it’s wonderful

odyssey adaptation where a mini odysseus appears, pauses and explains how he'll get out of his latest misadventure

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Got a new laptop, needed a temporary wallpaper and remembered this cursed sketch I made once that I decided to render for some reason. Someone please take away my Odyssey translations.

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Me when I tell someone I like Greek mythology and they start talking about retellings

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@dootznbootz Their anniversaries consist of them going out to dinner, skipping the bill and then robbing a bank XD

Ever seen a terrible take on The Odyssey? Ever seen an opinion so bad it makes you want to rip your hair out? Well now you can play Bingo with bad takes!

(I swear I have some semblance of sanity)

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@dootznbootz

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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*DELETES THIS WITH MY ACE POWERS*

Now in the retellings they make Hippolytus look like a villain who raped Phaedra just to victimize the eww

slkdf NO!!!! 😭 NOT THE AROACE ICON HIMSELF!!!

Ewwwww that's so icky. That's basically the exact OPPOSITE of the mythhhhhh.

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean that all they think about is sexxx ;~;

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Have this been done yet