馃槉馃惡馃尒馃寱馃帶馃彏馃寣 02'liner
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Chan: what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Minho: develop a drinking problem
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Minho: why do people think I'm incapable of being nice
Rest of SKZ: experience
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Jeongin: What do you think Seungmin-hyung will do for the distraction?
Hyunjin: Who knows, like he'll probably, you know, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. [ Building blows up and alarm sounds] ... or he could do that.
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Felix: I sat next to God on a bus once
Jisung: Oh my god dude. What's he like?
Felix: Pretty nice, he told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel
Jisung: Awesome
Felix: Yeah the pretzel was pretty good.
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Felix: Here is a list of suspects I have put together so far.
Chan: Felix, your name is on this list
Felix: I don鈥檛 remember where I was last Friday night, Chan. Therefore, I have no alibi. I鈥檝e been tailing myself for the past three days.
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I have a theory
Skz are afraid to have a break from comebacks and making music because the last time they left stay for long we started the milk/cereal first debate.
They鈥檙e afraid of that the fandom will become a mess with another dumb debate. Lika a pineapple on pizza debate or something.
That鈥檚 why they always interact with us and talk to us.
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So cute
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Peter Han and Tinker Chan + The lost boys
Ill be making more sketches soon these are just the basic roles i wanted to draw :0
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Moonbin: Aggressive hand holding
Rocky: How does it work??
Moonbin: We arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands
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jisung: we鈥檝e known each other for quite some time now and i think i鈥檓 ready to take a step forward in our relationship
minho: what ?
jisung: *gets down on one knee*
minho: *blushes furiously*
jisung:聽鈥減ulls out a sticky note* here. my wifi password.
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If you took a shot for every bad decision you've made, how drunk would you be?
Seungmin: A bit tispy
Hyunjin: Drunk
Changbin: Wasted
Felix and Jisung in unison: Dead
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Jisung, putting his hands over Minho's eyes: Guess who?
Minho: Well it's either Jisung or the cold clammy hands of death
Jisung: It's Jisung
Minho: Dammit
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Feel free to dress slutty at my funeral. It's what I would have wanted
Minho at some point
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Jeongin: If I died how much would you miss me?
Hyunjin: It's cute that you think death could get you out of this relationship.
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Hyunsuk: I鈥檓 a triple threat, Codependent, Clingy and Constantly Crying
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Jisung: You came to see me! See? I knew you were my friend!
Minho: Well, I suppose some part of me possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you, much as one might be fond of a street cat.
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Jeongin: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Hyunjin: because their arms are too sh-
Seungmin: because they're all dead.
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Jeongin: please turn on the lights hyung
Hyunjin: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life
Jeongin: that's very sweet hyung
Jeongin: but I can't see
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