Do NOT buy this pocky it tastes like DOG SHIT
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Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.
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Hi... thoughts on shrimp (As animals)? If it’s too personal to say that’s ok....
not personal at all :) so they are like creatures to me
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I glow green in the night in my room (radiation poisoning)
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happy pride :]
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little ceasers deep dick pizza
that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.
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Maya and Phoenix are wlw mlm solidarity and Franziska and Miles are wlw mlm hostility
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don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say
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it really is friday night when you think about it
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ur just mad that i breached containment and u didn’t
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so theres a website that gives you the song that defines your life aka the number one song on the day of your 14th birthday and ummmm
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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your honor i was just being a little silly
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if you like penis coladas and getting cock in the rain
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good morning gay people!!
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Help girl these CGI dalmatians are trying to fucking kill me
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Everyday is Thursday if you're out of touch enough
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