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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

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looks like october is…. octover

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i do feel like.....idk, doggo culture or whatever has made people very comfortable with dogs and like. i obviously love dogs i have dedicated a lot of my life to dogs but dogs.....like, uh, kill people sometimes

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Alright, hear me out

Behold, a sword

Hilt? ✅

Guard? ✅

Used for cutting? ✅

Infinitely long blade? ✅

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victor frankenstein wasn't even a doctor he was a college student why the hell do we even call him that

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it should be illegal for society to make u do things when youre on ur period. also you should be given 500 dollars to buy whatever you want online

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In an alternate universe where the classic barbie movies were based off gothic/horror public domain works instead of fairytales

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they took the paper plane from us :(

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it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

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She tried to warn us…..

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call me a radical but i dont think we should draft men, women, OR nfl players

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i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

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