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the gravity falls revival we deserve

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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

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I’m quite fond of them, actually 🏳️‍🌈

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Here,

Take this or mobs’ll start spawning

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c!clingyduo you will always be famous to me

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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i live in the city. right outside my apartment window, there is a half finished building with floodlights pointed directly into my window. It is never truly nighttime in my room. i grew up in the suburbs, but even just going between the city and back home is a striking difference in the night sky. sometimes i wish i looked up more back then.

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

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We should piss on the poor

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

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WHAT THE FUCK

Fuck you, vertical cookie run

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

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but theyre called inchlings. he's gotta be an inch tall. thats how it works i dont make the rules

everyone draws o!sneeg micro sized when in reality based on the scale the inchling origin sets he is the size of an average housecat

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something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

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I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”