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Armin: Can we order a birthday cake?

Mikasa: It’s not your birthday.

Armin: The cake won’t know that.

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Hange: How is it going these days, Levi?

Levi: Sometimes i open the cabinet and let the tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.

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Armin: Annie hasn’t talked to me in 2 days because i have her a “get better soon” card

Armin: No she isn’t sick

Armin: I just think she can get better.

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Levi: *to eren* I have total fate in you

*Eren walks away*

Levi: There’s like, 30% chance he is going to die

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Hange: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Levi: Look. I understand this is a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language.

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Levi: Eren, my friend.

Eren: I think you tried to kill me at one point.

Levi: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Eren: *flashbacks to ep. 14*

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Erwin: Would you like anything to drink?

Armin: Anything that is dark like my soul.

Mikasa: *sighs* Well, then. In that case, he’ll have a glass of milk.

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Jean: Good morning.

*Eren appears*

Eren: It’s a lovely morning.

Jean: I take that back.

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Eren: Then everyone will be surprised if Levi and I started dating.

Jean: The two of you dating

Jean: is less likely than Potato Girl working at a convinience store.

Sasha: Less likely than Jean getting a girlfriend.

Jean: WHAT????

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Eren: *phone rings*

Mikasa: *looks at contact name: “daddy”*

Mikasa: I thought your dad died?

Eren: *answers call and makes eye contact with Mikasa*

Eren: Hey, Levi.

Mikasa: *chokes on water*

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Mikasa: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Sasha: Uh… no

Mikasa: Then what’s all that white stuff on your pants?

Sasha: That’s cocaine.

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*After they ripped Eren’s arms off*

Mikasa: What happened to you?

Eren: I was… uh, disarmed.

Mikasa: Oh my god, Eren.

Eren: hehe

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Levi: Erwin

Levi: Erwin?

Levi: Erwin!

Levi: Oh my fucking god he fuckin ded

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Connie: Hey, how much money do you have?

Sasha: 69 cents.

Connie: Oh, you know what that means 😏

Sasha: *with tears in her eyes* I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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*Levi throwing stones at Eren’s window*

Eren: *yells* You have a phone for a reason, Ackerman!

*LOUD BANG*

Eren: DID YOU JUST FUCKING THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?

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Levi: What exactly is your plan?

Erwin: Save everyone and get home safely.

Levi: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.