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DRAW NINA ZENIK FAT YOU COWARDS! SHE IS FAT AND SHE IS GLORIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL!

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

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A joyous spooky spooky day to all

My little chef :)

Took my (incomplete) child on the bus to work today. All the seniors at my work loved it :))

My long furby is still a work in progress (name yet to be determined). I've knit the body and I have all the parts, but now I need to cut a hole in my knitting and that's scaaaarrryyy.

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My nephew calls everything recipes. It started with the Ikea furniture and led to everything else. It also caught on with the rest of the family.

i like knitting more than i like cooking but for some reason i keep reflexively calling knitting patterns "recipes"

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This is me every day when I have to go to work

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My Six of Crows blanket is officially finished!!

I’m so happy with ittttttttttttt

I know a few people have said they’d be interested in a lil guide on how I did it (I don’t have a pattern bc I just decided to draw up the chart for it myself on a whim and then got committed) so I’m planning on writing that and sharing it soon, please let me know if you’d like to be tagged!

Anyway I don’t think I have anything else to say, I just had to share because I am OBSESSED with how this came outtttt I’m so happy

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I have a brilliant idea.

Politicians shouldn't be allowed to own cars.

They should be required to use public transit.

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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LITERALLY ME

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I do love the genre of fanart that is just

Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste?

*gasp* BAKERY ENEMIES Marinette and Adrien???

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i can't be the only person who sees the resemblance

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Rick Riordan is secretly a horse girl

In each of his book series I've read so far there's been at least one character who is good with horses/has a special bond with a horse.

Percy: Blackjack and other horses

Jason: Tempest

Hazel: Arion

Magnus: Stanley and other horses

Reyna: Scipio, Pegasus, Horse-Friend

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you say that like you didn't follow me first and make me follow you back.

my sister finding my tumblr... hey girl hope you like old man yaoi...

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“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing,”

That’s one of the first things Miraculous ladybug has taught us. And I am done doing nothing.

In almost a month, According to the ministry of health in Gaza, 10.000 civillians have been killed in Gaza. 4000 of those are children.

Parents have been writing their childrens name on them so that they’ll be easier to identify if they get killed. This child’s hand reads ‘ladybug’ in Arabic.

Free Palestine.

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Finished my first cable knitting project! It's a practice swatch that's also the perfect size for a dish cloth for my grandma's birthday.

Tension is a bit janky, there's a miss-crossed cable on the border, and I had to rip it out like 3 times before it started making sense, but eventually I figured it out and I was able to fix my mistakes instead of tearing it all out. Overall I'm pretty proud of it.

The border and the Celtic knot pattern are from Celtic Cable Scarf by Vanessa Lewis and the ribbed cable pattern came from studioknit.

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Shout out to the video that got me into Phineas and Ferb four years ago.

This song popped up on my dash a few days ago, and it inspired me this little something. I am very sorry, someone please take Photoshop away from me