snickering-couch-gremlin
heheheheheh 😈
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~~~ gimme all your dryer lint ~~~ *om nom nom*
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 22 days ago
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imagine if instead of a live action remake for HTTYD they actually did an animated television series where each season was a miniseries covering the events of one of the books in exquisite, stylized detail?
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 1 month ago
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god i love knitting
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 1 month ago
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DRAW NINA ZENIK FAT YOU COWARDS! SHE IS FAT AND SHE IS GLORIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL!
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 1 month ago
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 1 month ago
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Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice
Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 2 months ago
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A joyous spooky spooky day to all
My little chef :)
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Took my (incomplete) child on the bus to work today. All the seniors at my work loved it :))
My long furby is still a work in progress (name yet to be determined). I've knit the body and I have all the parts, but now I need to cut a hole in my knitting and that's scaaaarrryyy.
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 2 months ago
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My nephew calls everything recipes. It started with the Ikea furniture and led to everything else. It also caught on with the rest of the family.
i like knitting more than i like cooking but for some reason i keep reflexively calling knitting patterns "recipes"
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 3 months ago
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This is me every day when I have to go to work
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 3 months ago
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My Six of Crows blanket is officially finished!!
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I’m so happy with ittttttttttttt
I know a few people have said they’d be interested in a lil guide on how I did it (I don’t have a pattern bc I just decided to draw up the chart for it myself on a whim and then got committed) so I’m planning on writing that and sharing it soon, please let me know if you’d like to be tagged!
Anyway I don’t think I have anything else to say, I just had to share because I am OBSESSED with how this came outtttt I’m so happy
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 3 months ago
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I have a brilliant idea.
Politicians shouldn't be allowed to own cars.
They should be required to use public transit.
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 3 months ago
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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst
Legolas:
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 4 months ago
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LITERALLY ME
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 4 months ago
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I do love the genre of fanart that is just
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Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste?
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*gasp* BAKERY ENEMIES Marinette and Adrien???
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 4 months ago
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i can't be the only person who sees the resemblance
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 4 months ago
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Rick Riordan is secretly a horse girl
In each of his book series I've read so far there's been at least one character who is good with horses/has a special bond with a horse.
Percy: Blackjack and other horses
Jason: Tempest
Hazel: Arion
Magnus: Stanley and other horses
Reyna: Scipio, Pegasus, Horse-Friend
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 4 months ago
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you say that like you didn't follow me first and make me follow you back.
my sister finding my tumblr... hey girl hope you like old man yaoi...
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snickering-couch-gremlin · 4 months ago
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“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing,”
That’s one of the first things Miraculous ladybug has taught us. And I am done doing nothing.
In almost a month, According to the ministry of health in Gaza, 10.000 civillians have been killed in Gaza. 4000 of those are children.
Parents have been writing their childrens name on them so that they’ll be easier to identify if they get killed. This child’s hand reads ‘ladybug’ in Arabic.
Free Palestine.
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