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there's tenderly holding someone close to you while they sneeze, tucking their head against your shoulder, the spray misting your skin as they groan with exhausted resignation...

...and then there's grasping someone tightly as they press a sneeze into the crook of your neck, barely an interruption to their desperate touch as the spray falls on flushed skin as they barely suppress a moan of arousal and warning that more is to come

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for me, nothing hits quite like someone who's sick but like...still in a good mood? like either ignoring it or admitting they're not well but still pleasant to be around. like they sneeze and someone asks if they're ok and they just roll their eyes and say "yeah i just have a stupid fuckin cold" 🫠😳👁️👄👁️🤩

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arguably the hottest thing i can imagine is kissing someone when they're mid-hitch and feeling them squirm against you, still trying to hold back, cause they don't want to sneeze on you-

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i ❤️ the let-down effect

reblog if you love a character getting out of a stressful situation only to immediately fall ill

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applying petroleum jelly to someones raw chapped nostrils by putting it on your lips and literally kissing the irritation better... <3

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there’s just something so scrumptious to me about the phrase ‘you really don’t look well’ and the implication that it’s been mentioned more than once, like yeah, we’ve noticed, and now we’re emphasising how much worse you look.

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On the 10th day of having a fever my true love gave to me ✨️the worst headache✨️

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smitten with the idea of someone blessing someone else for a false start (especially if they know it was just a false start and choose to bless it anyway)

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What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list

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Soft sick sex.. feeling all weak and tired as I touch you.. the cough medicine making you all sleepy and floaty.. not worried about anything but my gentle hands on your body.. making you feel all nice and good as you slowly drift off to sleep.. safe and warm in my arms 🖤

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me when the character canonically gets little to no rest

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A: *rough cough*

B: yeesh, I don’t like the sound of that-

A: *even rougher sneeze*

B: …or that.

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Yall I had a fever for 6 days and it feels like it's coming back for day 7 I am tired of this grandpa

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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coughing with a cold and it makes their runny nose leak even more... tissues wrapped around their nose as they cough repeatedly into their hands, praying it will be over soon

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I am oddly envious of the fetishists out there with a preference for allergies. Allergy people are all "oh, the sound is nice and I love the loss of control 😊"

And I'm over here trying to appreciate a good allergy sneeze but it's like I need it to be disgusting and riddled with germs for it to do anything for me uggghh.

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Heya guys in need of commission work to pay bills once more!! Come dm me for a slot or just reblog this to share it! I do require aid! So anyone kind enough to help out would be very much appreciated.

Thanks a bunch <3