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The brightest, happiest, most joyful character having the most deprived, tortured, horrid past one could imagine and their team has no clue until it comes back to haunt them somehow and they break.

They just break.

And their team has to watch the one person they never thought they’d ever see cry descend into terrified, inconsolable sobs.

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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new year, same me!

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Someone who doesn’t normally sneeze in fits having one when they’re sick, and their partner goes from “bless you 🥰” to “bless you? 🫤” to “aw sweetheart 🥺”

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Lol the snz squad discord loves transphobes more than trans people

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Ok, it's always person with a great immune system who never gets sick (but gets hit hard when they do) vs. person with a terrible immune system who is always sick.... but what about person with a great immune system who gets wrecked by cold after cold bc their once great immune system is hindered by a prolonged period of stress 🤨 what about THAT.

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Being attracted to colds makes so little evolutionary sense like. Ur not supposed to want to go *towards* the germs. But yet

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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unexpected spraying fit. god I'm so tickly

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A character being absolutely fawned over by their s/o when they’re so terribly sniffly, utterly helpless with a snotty cold.

And S/O catches their sneezes for them with a hanky/tissue and just coos blessings at them followed by “Good sneezes, baby..” and praising them softly for each one, even kissing their nose if they so please.

snz acknowledgment and endearment has me frothing at the mouth.

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When you have a weird fetish and someone asks to use your phone

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“Wait don’t kiss me, i don’t want you to catch my cold”

I will kiss the shit out of you and make out until our bed breaks babyboy

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thinking about how people’s sneezes can change when they start testosterone (hrt)

- someone who has always had quiet sneezes, and is an expert stifler. as they reach a few months on testosterone, their sneezes become harsher, and they lose the ability to stifle (even better if someone notices and goes “oh bless you! i haven’t heard you sneeze like that before”)

- someone who’s sneezes were already louder/wetter, but becomes a full on dad-sneeze after starting T

- side thought: a snzfucker inducing a day after taking their t shot (iykyk) and ending up hornier than ever

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“you weren’t kidding huh?” a murmur, with a light stoke of their partners hair and a soft fond chuckle, only mildly surprised by weight of their cold, that seemed to have knocked them firmly on their ass. “this one got you good.”

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Thinking about the different classes of tickles.

Hear me out: categorizing them by their intensities and how they affect/feel in the nose

Red: Burning, stinging, sharp, sudden, flaring, igniting, flagrant, urgent, debilitating, insurmountable, unbearable

Pink: Feathery, spidery, fluttering, thrumming, flitting, prickling, shivery, buzzing, relentless/persistent/insatiable

Orange: Blossoming, blooming, budding, swelling, pulsing, burgeoning, mounting, waxing, smoldering

Green: Reluctant, gradual, lazy, nascent, deep-seated, lingering, teasing, insufferable, infuriating, errant, sporadic, stubborn

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Thinking about the different classes of tickles.

Hear me out: categorizing them by their intensities and how they affect/feel in the nose

Red: Burning, stinging, sharp, sudden, flaring, igniting, flagrant, urgent, debilitating, insurmountable, unbearable

Pink: Feathery, spidery, fluttering, thrumming, flitting, prickling, shivery, buzzing, relentless/persistent/insatiable

Orange: Blossoming, blooming, budding, swelling, pulsing, burgeoning, mounting, waxing, smoldering

Green: Reluctant, gradual, lazy, nascent, deep-seated, lingering, teasing, insufferable, infuriating, errant, sporadic, stubborn