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Ok, it's always person with a great immune system who never gets sick (but gets hit hard when they do) vs. person with a terrible immune system who is always sick.... but what about person with a great immune system who gets wrecked by cold after cold bc their once great immune system is hindered by a prolonged period of stress 🤨 what about THAT.

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Being attracted to colds makes so little evolutionary sense like. Ur not supposed to want to go *towards* the germs. But yet

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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unexpected spraying fit. god I'm so tickly

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A character being absolutely fawned over by their s/o when they’re so terribly sniffly, utterly helpless with a snotty cold.

And S/O catches their sneezes for them with a hanky/tissue and just coos blessings at them followed by “Good sneezes, baby..” and praising them softly for each one, even kissing their nose if they so please.

snz acknowledgment and endearment has me frothing at the mouth.

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When you have a weird fetish and someone asks to use your phone

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“Wait don’t kiss me, i don’t want you to catch my cold”

I will kiss the shit out of you and make out until our bed breaks babyboy

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thinking about how people’s sneezes can change when they start testosterone (hrt)

- someone who has always had quiet sneezes, and is an expert stifler. as they reach a few months on testosterone, their sneezes become harsher, and they lose the ability to stifle (even better if someone notices and goes “oh bless you! i haven’t heard you sneeze like that before”)

- someone who’s sneezes were already louder/wetter, but becomes a full on dad-sneeze after starting T

- side thought: a snzfucker inducing a day after taking their t shot (iykyk) and ending up hornier than ever

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“you weren’t kidding huh?” a murmur, with a light stoke of their partners hair and a soft fond chuckle, only mildly surprised by weight of their cold, that seemed to have knocked them firmly on their ass. “this one got you good.”

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Thinking about the different classes of tickles.

Hear me out: categorizing them by their intensities and how they affect/feel in the nose

Red: Burning, stinging, sharp, sudden, flaring, igniting, flagrant, urgent, debilitating, insurmountable, unbearable

Pink: Feathery, spidery, fluttering, thrumming, flitting, prickling, shivery, buzzing, relentless/persistent/insatiable

Orange: Blossoming, blooming, budding, swelling, pulsing, burgeoning, mounting, waxing, smoldering

Green: Reluctant, gradual, lazy, nascent, deep-seated, lingering, teasing, insufferable, infuriating, errant, sporadic, stubborn

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Thinking about the different classes of tickles.

Hear me out: categorizing them by their intensities and how they affect/feel in the nose

Red: Burning, stinging, sharp, sudden, flaring, igniting, flagrant, urgent, debilitating, insurmountable, unbearable

Pink: Feathery, spidery, fluttering, thrumming, flitting, prickling, shivery, buzzing, relentless/persistent/insatiable

Orange: Blossoming, blooming, budding, swelling, pulsing, burgeoning, mounting, waxing, smoldering

Green: Reluctant, gradual, lazy, nascent, deep-seated, lingering, teasing, insufferable, infuriating, errant, sporadic, stubborn

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sitting next to someone on the train who definitely has a full blown, nasty cold. they literally have a full sized tissue box on their lap, and have already blown their nose 3 times since boarding the train, which was no more than 20 minutes ago. their nose is red and chapped around the edges, skin peeling slightly. their sneezes are frequent and often come in fits of 3-4. they sound like they get progressively more wet and messy as time goes on. same goes for their sniffles. you'd think that after blowing their nose so much they'd have a less productive sounding sniffle, and their nose would stop running, but no, it just keeps running and they just keep sniffling. the sniffles are wet, soupy and sound like they tickle the inside of their nose. you can hear every wet little detail, seeing as you are sitting right next to them, you have a front row seat to their cold. they apologize for their cold, as if it's their fault, and it nearly makes your heart burst. the poor thing is clearly very under the weather and they're worried about upsetting you, a stranger on the train. bless them. you assure them it's no bother, and point out that their cold sounds absolutely dreadful, and you hope they feel better soon. this sparks a conversation, and they start telling you in full detail how they've been feeling, their symptoms and how tickly their nose has been. you have to cross your legs half way through the conversation, try to and control the throbbing sensation that has begun between your thighs. it's like they know you have the kink/fetish and are teasing you with it. maybe they have it to, you think to yourself, because why else, who else, would willingly talk about their cold this much, in this much detail, otherwise? the conversation drifts a bit and you find out they just moved to the area and work at the museum. you offer to show them around when they're feeling better, and they say they'd really like that. you didn't actually think they'd say yes so quickly, but you're not complaining. they mention they catch colds quite frequently, and have terrible allergies, and overall just a very sensitive nose, so hopefully you don't get put off by this and still want to meet up. you nearly melt into a puddle in your seat, could they get any more attractive? you make sure to tell them you don't mind, you don't mind at all and you swear you see them grin. you can't help but think that maybe, just maybe they have the kink/fetish too, and you can't wait to potentially find out. they excuse themselves as they go to blow their cherry red nose again, letting out another gurgly bubbling noise and filling up the tissue with just one blow. the blow seems to have tickled their nose, but it must have caught them off guard, because they have turned to face you, to continue speaking, but the sneeze has crept up on them, resulting in their sneezes being aimed directly at your face. you feel the wet spray cling to your skin, and you, somehow, don't combust, right then and there. they apologize over and over again, their face as red as their nose with embarrassment. you promise them it's no big deal, and bless them. they take another tissue and dab around their nostrils, followed by another blow. the rest of the train ride is spent talking about this and that, exchanging phone numbers, sneezes, bless yous, sniffles, nose blows, laughing, smiling and the occasional hand on the thigh. you feel like you're living out your snzfic dream. once it's time to get off the train, you share a slightly awkward hug, and say your goodbyes as you part ways, for now. you're barely out of the train station, when your phone pings with a text. it's them. "it was lovely meeting you. sorry if you end up giving you my cold. i look forward to meeting up this weekend. hey, maybe this time you'll end up sneezing on me, haha!" it reads, and you blush looking at your screen. you can't wait for this weekend.

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obligatory decongesting with inducing.im not getting any sneezes with this cold its just stuck sneeze after stuck sneeze. i get so immediately stuffy whenever i lose a sneeze. figured id help my nose along with some vicks and a qtip

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old oc getting snot treatment

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Welp

Ok… So, I draw. And was wondering if anyone was interested in seeing some of my art…? Here’s a little thing I Drew recently. Sorry it isn’t much, but this god foresaken app won’t let me post a whole lot at once XP

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I love it when someone’s pre-sneeze face is so damn obvious, but they still hold up a finger or shakily announce their intention to sneeze like… yeah, babes. We know.