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i saw miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children last night, and i. fell. in. love. with. miss. peregrine. like….

what a freakin badass. look at that crossbow. look at that confidence. anddd…

i mean… her hair is like fifteen different colors. it’s amazing. plus……………

every. god. damn. time. she. smoked. that. pipe. i swear ten years were added to my gay little life.

honestly thank god for eva green.

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This actually made me laugh. Wow

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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Jesse, Olivia and Axel

Jesse being lulled to sleep in Axels arms. Olivia taking a break by reading a good book with Jesse. Axel being patched up from the latest explosion by Olivia (why can't that boy stay out of trouble) Axel showing Jesse a new explosive and being super happy when she is enthusiastic. Jesse brushing the redstone dust off Olivia's face because she knows it irritates the skin. Axel using an advanced redstone canon in battle and Olivia just standing there like *wowza* Jesse picking both of them up when the fall asleep. They do the same to her so why not. Just some nice friendly starter three guys.

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A new au. I don’t know if it had been done yet but this is my idea of what it’d be like. Most people are human whereas a very small percentage are ghoul. Like one ghoul per city. Reuben or “the hog” is the ghoul of where Jesse lives and the two are best friends, Jesse allows Reuben to feed off her blood and even helps him find the unfortunate people who become prey to mobs. After the witherstorm arc, Reuben and Jesse are badly injured, Jesse more so than Reuben. Reuben agrees to have his organs implanted into Jesse by Ivor, as he was steadily training Jesse to be the perfect ghoul. Before he goes into procedure, he leaves Olivia a note explaining their situation. After this, a disorientated Jesse seeks Ivor and Olivia's help in mastering her abilities, while revealing it to Petra accidentally in training. By the time they go into the portal arc, Axel also knows. In sky city, benedict is a ghoul, and strikes a friendship with Jesse because she smells like her former lover. Benedict is happy for that she lived and does not hold it against her. In the White pumpkin ark, Cassie rose is a binge eater, and targets everyone except Jesse. Lukas dosent take notice that Jesse is the only one without a portarait that had a cross on it(minus Cassie). Jesse fights Cassie for an unconscious Lukas and wins, eating some of her flesh in the process. This feeds Jesse for a short time. In PAMAS world, Harper is a kindly ghoul much like Rueben, and accepts Jesse. They feed from some of the dead humans and Jesse asks her about what she is. This is Jesses first proper conversation with her own kind. Harper says that her purple eyes are incredibly unusual, maybe a bi product of the damage done by the wither storm. Jesse uses her kagune against PAMA and wins. But wilst doing so she unwittingly shows Lukas her dark side, as she saved Petra first. He runs away horrified and Jesse is left alone in PAMAs husk. She leaves the dimension without any of her friends, including Harper, and try's to go home. She is captured by Otto and is interrogated by Mevia. Then she is passed onto Hadrian. Hadrien tortures her and keeps her locked away. He sends in two people to keep her sane now and again; Nell and Em. They get along but because Jesse doesn't know about the respawn protocol Hadrien kills them both infront of her. This causes her Reuben side to emerge, and the two talk inside her mind. Reuben persuades her to use her power to kill Hadrian. After a big fight, Hadrian and her are on the bride. Ivor and Petra are there and observe her animalistic fury, as well as her protecting them. Jesse eats Hadrian and fights Mevia and Otto in her kakuja form "Wither spawn". She goes home with everyone par Lukas who goes home alone. When she returns home, Lukas try's to fight her, using all of his weapons and even TNT, but Jesse refuses to fight back. The battle ends when Olivia hits Lukas to the ground saying "She may only be half human, but she is still our friend" It all ends in everyone keeping Jesse a secret from society and a surprising friendship between a certain redstone engineer and a coffee loving half ghoul. Turns out that Ellie makes great coffee. Jesse finds people to feed from and Lukas makes it up to her by helping. It's all happy families. Just don't tell the vicious kakuja "Blaze rod" that.

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Mcsm stuff

Ok I love how almost everyone in the fandom thinks that herobrine would torture and kill Jesse and the NOOTS but I'm just here like: He is a post-emo stage guy who turns up one day to give Jesse a gift and then just goes " K see you next time bye pal"

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Killjoy au

Party poison: Jesse Fun ghoul: Olivia Jet star: Axel Kobra kid: Lukas Dr.D:Gabriel Cola(Comics):Petra Korse: Ivor Korses boyfriend (comics):Soren Velocity Val(comics): Magnus The girl: Reuben The girls mum: Ellegaard

I’m only making this because JESSE WITH RED HAIR. And the lore is pretty great.

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Number plates

In my town we have special letter at the start of our number plates (all English places do). Normally it's okay because you know it's a pretty normal name. Then we got the 2015 number plates. Now you can't buy a 15 plate car in my town without someone saying it's a penis plate. Literally. They read PN15 ------- Not mcsm related but it's pretty funny

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Mcsm-theorists

My new account is called @mcsm-theorists Send me any theories or lore for the game and I will either add it into context or disprove it.

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new account?

mcsm theorist account? ive been thinking about a new blog that will be focused on either tryng to prove or disprove your own minecraft:story mode theories. I have thought about this for a while now but I want to see if this will actually be productive. If you want to see it happen or even help out with feel free to message me. I mean i'm going to make the account anyway but some help would be excellent. TA MATEYS

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Ngl I'm kinda proud of this even tho it's horrific

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What a life

The curious thing about running is that if you are terrified you seem to go slower in your mind than you actually are. I'm Petras case, she had only experienced it once. With the witherstorm. That was to be expected. All the others were the same. But legend says you can only be scared into slowness once, and all the times after that would be not scary at all. So then why did Petras world slow down so much as she ran from dimension to dimension. It felt as if she was walking through concrete. Her feet dragged against the floor and every time they made a particularly hard landing, the bundle in her arms would cry in his sleep. Petra looked down at the child, barely even two weeks old, with sorry eyes. His home had been destroyed. Petra had caught a glimpse of his brother running through a portal, but he was most likely dead by now. Snapped out of her thoughts by a whirling arrow whizzing past her head, Petra turned around to see Jesse holding a bloodied bow. "Give the child to me. You don't understand what he is." Her voice was tipped with venom. Petra ignored her. "He will become a monster if you don't give him to them." Petra continued to run. "ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF AN IMBECILE GIVE IT UP ALREADY. I can't fail them." That would be the last words Jesse would ever say to her. Petra had located another portal and began to run towards it. Before Petra had a chance to run away, there was a sickening crunch. Blood drenched the red head but she continued. So so slowly. She knew that the monster who had torn her from her own dimension would catch up sooner without Jesse trying to reason with it. The dimensions she had run into was very alike her own. She looked around. The monster could not harm the child now. Laying him onto the floor, she whispered her final ever words. "You'll be a hero,brine" And she took off once more, leaving the white eyed child behind, not sure whether she saw his brother on the way to the portal. As soon as she entered it, there was a brilliant white, the portal network destroyed. Petra, for the first time in her life, was so terrified that the world stopped completely. What a life, Eh

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Consider this

Jesse with reading glasses

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Context

Right so regarding my last 'story' I realised I didn't add any context so Tell-tale is the name of a royal family from a very high standing dimension. It has many different branches because the way you join is you prove yourself to be worthy. Stirpe is one of the families that joined the tell-tale group after 'intervening' with Jesse a bit. Namedly a man called Eric. Essentially he became one of Jesses main men in her life, only second to her Dad. Jesse was born in negitivia And because him being another dad to her, she double barrelled her name so it included Stirpe (with Eric and Dads agreement). This directly links her to the Stirpe royal family and by extension the tell-tale group, but as one of their subordinates. (Context on positivium) Before the Stirpes came into power there was a war that waged between the dimensions Positbia and Negativia. Neither side was winning until there was a creation on the positive side- positivium. It looks like someone photoshopped the white out of a sword, and it produces no shadows. It had the strange ability to only harm anything with a direct decendance to Negativia. It can go through their armour, clothes and flesh like a diamond axe through wood. Even if it's not anywhere vital, the pain will never stop and it will make the area around it look like the victim has withersickness with a white tinge. Anyone born in Negativia is programmed to be terrified of the stuff, as even touching it creates the effect. Which is why Jesse is scared sick of it.

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coincidence

it couldnt possibly be the reason that jesse fainted when petra came in holding it. It couldnt possibly the reason that jesse had yelped in pain as soon as lukas had given it to her. It couldnt possibly be the reason that jesse refused to be in a room with axel when he decided to make a sword out of it. Because positivium is harmless to humans,it even heals them. and positivium is just a metal, so its just a coincidence. it couldnt be the reason that Olivia became ridiculously protective of jesse after the first contact. it coulnt be the reason that jesse had point blank refused to put on the armour even when ivor had spent hours making it. it couldnt be the reason that jesse became more and more scared of anyone who held it. because jesse is just a scaredy cat. and positivium is harmless to humans. it shouldnt be the reason that when petra challenged jesse to a dual only using the 'ghost weapons' she had ran away. it shoudnt be the reason the olivia had yelled at petra when the inventor had learned about the dual proposition. it shouldnt be the reason that jess had only left a cryptic message in her wake. because positivium isnt harmful to humans. it cant be the reason that jesse had tried to convince the others that she didnt want to adventure with them anymore. it cant be the reason that when that failed she had ran into a sky city portal. and it cant be the reason that Gabriel could not find her in the portal network even when he looked in almost every dimension. because positivium is harmelss to humans. it cant be the reason that when gabriel found her she ran once more. it cant be the reason that when gabriel finally caught up she tried to desperately defend herself. because Gabriel was only weilding a positivium sword. and when he caught her in the stomach with said sword, it cant be the reason jesse keeled over in pain and shock. and it cant be jesses black blood running down the brilliant white sword now. b-because positivium is only harmful to monsters. and people who have a direct link with negitivia and it cant be..... THIS IS WHERE JESSE HID. and jesses last name isnt.... btu thats not right... because jesse looks human.. and her dad does too... but and king Eric-picus's last name is stirpe. just like jesses.

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A few smol headcanons

Jesse is colour blind. My headcanon is that she is blue/green colour blind. No one knows this. Like not even Olivia or Axel. But one day Ivor comes into jesses room with some paint cans to decorate. They are all blue because Jesse is blue on the amulet. And her face just kinda goes to 'what the hell Ivor they all look the same.' And Ivor just looks at her as if she was an imbecile. So he leaves the room and asks everyone if he is just stupid and they all say the paint cans look different. But then Soren goes to see Jesse about the paint. //And then Jesse walks out of her room and into like the main part of the temple. //and she yELLS "DID NONE OF YOU NOTICE THAT IM COLOUR BLIND. seRIOusLY?!" Axel can sign language realy well. Olivia swears like a sailor if she stubs her toe. Petra gets freaked out by house spiders. Big ones are fine but lil ones that craw into your nightmares to grow terrify her. Contrary to common belief, Lukas' hair feels like a rock because of the amount of gel in it. But Jesse would so be one of those people who wears boxer shorts and large t-shirts to bed. Axel surprisingly smells like flowers or cookies(depending on the time of year). When asked why he simply says "so when I kill my enemies, the last thing they smell is the sweet unforgiving scent of cookies or roses." The new order once did a 'dress up as your corresponding member of the old order day'(based on a drawing I saw that I cannot for the life of me remember who the artist is sorry.) Ivor gave Jesse his old armour. Jesse rocked it. Olivia will unshamefully sing musical soundtracks at the top of her lungs in the morning. Gabriel has a curly man bun. I like to think that the era of Steve and Alex come way way after the oots era. Perhaps another tradgedy lead to the world being wiped out. Maybe that's why there are no other people there unless youre in multiplayer. Maybe the tradgedy was herobrine being created OK I WILL STOP NOW. Any AUs? They fit into the dimensions thing. Any ocs? They also fit. Magnus HATES heights. Ellie makes incomprehensible sounds when she falls off things.