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    ‘    at least i look good. yous ? not so much. – fuck you !    ‘  his face sours for a good 30 seconds before he’s grinning. that’s what brothers do. what brothers should do ! buddy now turns his attention to the man under his brother’s boot with more vigor than before. of course he knows what the fuck this is ! he ain’t goin’ to prison. he’s too fucking spoiled. buddy considers, then after a moment deals the man a none-too-gentle kick in the head. 

     ‘    the fuck do yous know about professionalism ? i mean look at this, standin’ here still. we gotta beat it.    ‘  that’s between guy and g(ale)od. buddy isn’t gettin’ in the way of that !

          “you looks like a fuckin meatball, don’t kid yourself.” he’s laughing, though. as he says it. barely finishes saying it. that’s what brothers do, for sure. guy tosses buddy the bozo’s phone, it’s wiped. he can probably get a buck for it. better save up before he’s on the cast of orange is the new black. “gots your collar?” buddy’s slippin on his, got that little white clerical number around his neck. 

            “i knows, to wait up for my bonehead brother, tryna impress his boss by playin with his kids. or gnomes. whateva. tomato, tomata. let’s get. you drivin, or me pal?” gonna leave him hanging like that? where’s the brotherly love? gale’s a big bad you knows. 

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    ‘    i talk to yous every fucking day, idiot. i’m the one who has to see you every day ! – hows i’m supposed to keep track of shit like that between the gnomes and the fuckin’ spiders and the jars of vibrating bones. i’m jus’ one man,    ‘  buddy puts his hand up, index finger out, and reaches into the inside of his blazer with his other hand. he jiggles the bottle of holy water in guy’s face. nevermind the guy, guy’s stepping on indeed. who the fuck is that bozo.  

    ‘    so, uh, fuck yous, wise guy ! i did remember. we all know abel’s never gonna give his number to anyone. guy’s wound tighter than a bed spring,    ‘  and no, very unlikely abel is rid of gale.

          “and yous call me an idiot, every fucking day ya goof. and your face aint nothing new each day neither ! it’s literally the first rule, are you kiddin me ! the first thing everyone learns. time don’t work in the bodega. seriously you meatball, you got anything going on upstairs?” guy, in turn, puts his hand up, index finger out. and reaches into his blazer with his same hand, though. it returns with his middle finger out instead, in buddy’s face. course he takes the bottle after. this guy, who him? some clown tryna send guy’s photo in to crime watchers or something. after that america’s most wanted episode, these bozos have been goin bananas for him. 

           “that the best yous got, fuck off ! one thing. you got one thing right. am i supposed to pat ya back? cause i aint getting his number for you. wouldn’t you like to be in his bed, too. that’s my boss, sometimes, seriously. keep it professional.” gale reilly is definitely the reason guy does not go into the bodega. probably owes him his eternal soul or first born or five dollars. 

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paradicelost:

@snakeate !

     ‘    i can’t leave you alone for five fuckin’ minutes, huh ? huh ? HUH !! ya fuckin’ meatball.     ‘   he was talking to abel. true 90s kids remember abel.

          “oh now yous got time to talk to me, five minutes aint five minutes in the bodega you knows this. been in there tryna get a date for half an hour. and i’m the fuckin meatball? get outta here. bet ya didn’t even get his number. huh ? HUH ? fuckin’ cheeseball. yous even remember to get the holy water from hims, wise guy?” nevermind the guy, guy’s stepping on. whose phone he’s going through. we were talkin about abel. wonder if he every did get gale reilly out The Pit. 

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like this for a starter mayhaps

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The October mood

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hey hey hey my discord is wallahbro#4761 if you need a lucy to talk to

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@xenoevil hyacinth blood brushing his hair ? hades wants a photo

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@xenoevil u and hades are the ppl

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hades would pay all expenses for a firemans esque calendar of hyacinth blood just doing regular things

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@xenoevil truly a man for the people ( to ogle )

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i’m no good at aiming, but i can aim it at you.

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how dare hyacinth blood do that

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i can’t believe ari just peeled away at the onion that is guy mann(shrek) and exposed the biggest part of his chara that is me making fun of a white guy

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@coffinsilk IN THAT CASE I DARE YA

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          consider this. they’re both jaywalking. guy’s just really trying to make it in time to snag a fresh bagel, we don’t knows what her deal is. enter the car trying to hit them. “are you kiddin me? watch it, we’s walking here. what if i was a nun? get outta the car i dares ya. s’what i thought. ten hail mary’s and a pair of glasses ya goof.” ft. guy kicking a cars front bumper. 

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@coffinsilk listen here punk