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Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby

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Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?

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make me the next pope #fagpope

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theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing

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Still can't believe travis martinez does drugs so he can be a lesbian and also his younger brother. Win for travnation

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Dyke March, Toronto Canada (2007)

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it’s because the yellowjackets are always in that damn cave

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I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

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and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

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going to my friends environmental storytelling themed birthday party and theres overturned chairs and blood everywhere and everyone is gone

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moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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consider lezzing out when the moment arrives

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4️⃣4️⃣IT’S KURAPIKA DAYY SAY HBD TO OUR SUNSHINE nOw‼️‼️🔆🫵💙🧀✝️

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Entity of pure hate and malice just did a cute pose and made heart hands after killing everyone in its path

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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting