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Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

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please tell me, i want to know

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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

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news article has a poll that asks when was the last time you used cash and i just. froze. i really don't remember when was the last time i used cash

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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I want to go to chicago school

we’d

i would live the blues brothers

my teacher would be paul butterfield

at lunch they’d serve us portillo chocolate cake shake

the class clown would be conner o malley

we’d take muddy waters history class

the biggest club would be siskel and ebert history

the gym would be milwaukee ave

and the textbooks would be by raymond chandler

after class we’d huddle under the train heat lamps to go tromp through the snow to go to a house party in a 2 flat

we would watch the blues brothers every night

sometimes we would have class in front of the alan alda mural or maybe it’s a big photo idr

i will have a class where we study the great lakes

divvy bikes are given to everyone for free

maybe there’s time to catch the blues brothers playing at the music box

architecture is my heart and flat ground is my soul

and the teachers would be john c reilly, orson welles, john mahoney,

MICHAEL MANN

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WTF do you mean jailbreaking my "smart" TV to install Linux in order to run adblock on my TV would be "Felony Contempt of Buisiness Model" That sounds like a crime made up by The Board in Outer Worlds.

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this is killing me. get cherried idiot

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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since slime immemorial,

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Been thinking about how Rise spent every spare moment at school absolutely WRESTLING with the intrusive thoughts telling her to crank that fire alarm

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Willow Nightingale photographed by Dean Moses for amNewYork Metro

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you're really not supposed to put your hand between a rabbit's ears. they can snip your fingers clean off

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today