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Mad Boy’s Smut Diary
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Stones Meanings & Trees
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Amazonite: Confidence, Self-love, Creative Expression
Amethyst: Intuition, Balance, Higher Wisdom
Apatite: Energetic Clearing, Psychic Attunement, Authenticity
Aventurine: Prosperity, Well being, Good Luck
Angelite: Divine Love, Gentleness, Healing
Black Tourmaline: Protection, Banishing, Security
Black Onyx: Blocking Negativity, Patience, Determination
Blue Goldstone: Inspiration, Optimism, Dreaming
Blue Aventurine: Hope, Clear Speech, Empathy
Blue Calcite: Serenity, Restoration, Releasing Stress
Carnelian: Passion, Sexual energy, Creativity
Citrine: Brightness, Positive Energy, Clearing, Prosperity, Success
Clear Quartz: Awareness, Amplifying Energy, Clarity
Dalmatian Stone: Loyalty, Family Bonds, Connection to Animals
Fluorite: Renewal, Harmony, Energizing
Garnet: Self-Esteem, Victory, Eternal Love
Hematite: Courage, Inner Strength, Grounding
Howlite: Calming, Compromise, Sleep
Lapis Lazuli: Psychic Vision, Celestial Energy, Nobility
Labradorite: Awakening Joy, Interdimensional Travel, Innovation
Lepidolite: Emotional Balance, Stress Relief, Spiritual Growth
Leopardskin Jasper: Adaptability, Shamanic Journeys, Animal magick
Malachite: Wealth, Beauty, Individuality
Mahogany Obsidian: Earth Energy, Personal Power, Integrity
Moss Agate: Contentment, Connection with nature, Abundance
Moonstone: Intuition, Sensuality, Safe Travel
Prehnite: Shielding, Self-Care, Discernment
Pyrite: Shielding, Success, Money Magick
Red Goldstone: Happiness, Ingenuity, Boldness
Red Jasper: Strength, Honesty, Stability
Rhodonite: Forgiveness, Relationships, Overcoming
Rose Quartz: Unconditional Love, Emotional Healing, Compassion
Ruby Fuchsite: Integration, Friendship, Trust
Selenite: Purification, Peace, Enlightenment
Sodalite: Communication, Self expression, Truth
Serpentine: Hidden Mysteries, Observation, Instinct
Snowflake Obsidian: Spiritual Protection, Transmutation, Acceptance
Sunstone: Leadership, Generosity, Blessings
Tiger's Eye: Willpower, Warrior's spirit, Self-Motivation
Unakite: Attraction, Resolve Conflict, Healing the Past
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Almond:  Prosperity, wisdom
Apple: Love, healing
Ash: Protection, healing, prosperity
Aspen: Protection from thieves
Avocado: Love, lust, beauty
Banyan: Luck, knowledge
Beech: Creativity, tolerance
Birch: Rebirth, purification, protection of children, Moon matter
Bodhi: Meditation, wisdom, fertility, protection
Buckthorn: Exorcism, protection, legal matters
Cedar: Healing, purification, protection, prosperity
Cherry: Love, divination, healing
Cypress: Immortality- longevity, protection, strength, death, protection, wishes
Elder: Defends against evil and negative energy. Protection, health, spirituality, banishment
Elm: Protection, love
Fig: Fertility, balance, safety
Hawthorne: Protects against damage from storms, encourages happiness. Fertility and purification.
Hazel: Wisdom, abundance, protection, luck, divination, inspiration
Hickory: Legal matters
Holly: Protection, luck, dream magick, consecration, prosperity
Larch: Protection, anti-fire
Licorice: Love, fidelity
Lilac: Defends against harmful spirits, exorcism, love
Linden: Protection, luck, immortality, love
Magnolia: Fidelity
Maple: Love, prosperity, longevity, unification, divining rod
Mesquite: Healing, magical fires
Mimosa: Protection, dreams, love, purification
Mulberry: Protection, strength
Myrtle: Fertility, youth, love, peace, prosperity
Oak: Protection, health, luck, power, strength
Peach:  Longevity, protection, fertility, divination, happiness
Pear: Lust, love
Pecan: Employment
Pepper tree: Purification, healing, protection
Pine: Protection, longevity, healing, fidelity, purification
Plum: Protection, the wild
Pomegranate: Wealth, money-attraction
Poplar: The Crone, astral projection, divination, rebirth
Rose: Love
Rowan: Protects health, healing, divination
Sandalwood: Protection, healing, exorcism, spirituality
Sassafras: Defends against evil and negative spirits, health, and propsperity
Walnut: Healing, mental powers, protection
Willow: Moon magick, protection, healing, divination, love
Witch Hazel: Protection, divination
Yew: Death, immortality, protection
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Some shadow work prompts
What personality traits in others do you consider pet peeves?
When was a time you opened up and felt rejected?
What was a time I felt unexpectedly triggered by anothers action?
What was I like as a child?
What traits in others do you wish you had?
What are your parents values? How do you own differ from theirs?
What aspects of yourself do you wish to improve?
What negative emotions do I avoid and why?
What would happen if you let yourself feel those emotions?
Have you ever felt embarrased of who you are?
What traits do your parents have that you hope you don’t?
What about yourself don’t you like?
When was the last time you forgave yourself?
What’s the worst way someone could describe you?
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The big difference between Adrien and Felix is that Adrien is made out of selfless love while Felix is made out of selfish love.
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Both have their drawbacks, but like how this season Adrien learns a little bit about what it means to love himself, maybe next season Felix will learn what its like to love and trust others.
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My body is a field and my lover is a farmer. Reap this land and plant the seed deep inside of my loving cavities so that I may grow the fruits of our labor into a plant that shows off our bond and love for one another
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Tea, coffee, water, soda, juice. These are some things that people drink to quench their thirst. However I am not your average person. Whenever I’m parched and require liquids to hydrate my body, the only compound that is suitable for me is my lover’s precious load. The taste is immaculate and makes my toes point. The texture greets my tongue with many different sensations that bring me a new experience each and every time. However the best attribute about my beverage must be the sound. Every single time I receive my drink, I usually hear my baby daddy roar in excitement as he gives me what I deserve. His energy and pleasure make it all the sweeter for my consumption. I savor every single second that I am able to receive this gift.
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When I lie at night by my lonesome, I often undo my undergarments to allow airway to my cooter. I lay on my stomach, in such a vulnerable state, and allow my cheeks to get kissed by the cycling air. Before I drift to my slumber, I dream of my prince coming into my quarters, to finally claim his land. He deeply stares into the territory that is rightfully his, and passion ignites in his soul. He knows he must gain the hills because his heart now lies there. He swiftly takes out his flag and immediately plants it firm into the ground. He takes it a step further and replants the flag vigorously, roughly, and passionately until a water pipe bursts flooding the crater. The prince has now become the king of the hill.
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Sometimes, when in the act, I feel a sense of weakness within me. Sometimes I feel as though I would wish to stop and take a break and a moment to catch my breath. However, whenever my Adonis lifts his head to the heavens, closes his eyes to purely focus on the sensations I’m giving to his body, and drops his jaw and roars his satisfaction into oblivion, then I feel my strength begin to build. My power comes back to me restoring my stamina levels to allow me to please my lover for longer.
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As the sauce dribbled down my exhausted and extended throat, I gazed at my prince that filled my mouth with his love. He looked so relieved. So at peace. I did this. I created this feeling for him. My heart fills with happiness knowing that I have satisfied the one that owns my heart.
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I want my lover’s raw member shoved inside of my tight little bedussy. My cooter will hug his pulsating donger, hold it close, and edge it closer and closer to complete satisfaction. Then his manhood will release his loving load into my garage and I shall house his children in my loving home. His DNA will be researched within my cells, and stored in my DNA. Thus us becoming a closer couple. My lover will become part of me, and I him.
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