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this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

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"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son

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Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

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“Would you still like me if you knew I actually liked cardiology?”

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Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.

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i think we should all approach the things we find pleasant and avoid the unpleasant.

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are you worried

About what? But yeah

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Viggo Mortensen and Uraeus on the set of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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how to it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat

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i love that song iris by the google docs

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me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

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“do it scared” im literally always scared i dont have another setting.

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can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner

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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.