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I’m back from twitter and I am 4yrs older than the last time I accessed this account HAHAHAHSKDMDM

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Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

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me?????? an explosive temper???????? yeah leave me alone 

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Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result

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being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

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The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

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EVIL IS COMING

Thank you to @queenofthelostboys for agreeing to take this video and for putting up with my crazy shenanigans. 😂🙏

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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