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One thing about me is that I don’t give a fuck about how many people think my fav shows are poorly written or critically bad or conceptually whatever. I enjoy things that aren’t perfect!! I am well aware that the things I enjoy are not perfect!! That does not stop me from enjoying them and finding joy in them. Something doesn’t have to be objectively the best for some to subjectively enjoy it!!

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I just got my poster of Madame Web framed and put it above my bed

Because Madame Web is a very special movie to me

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Watched Madame Web. Much better than I was expecting

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Madame Web (2024)

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finally saw madame web. and idc idc idc idc its a GREAT movie. I fn love it to pieces. Cass is such a good mom. with 3 awesome daughters 🥹 this movie must be why my skin has been glowing like the correlation is uncanny

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MADAME WEB (2024) dir. S.J. Clarkson

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DAKOTA JOHNSON Madame Web | 2024

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Some people may think that the Villain in Madame Webb was too vague, but consider this: idc because i wanted to see my girls bonding and if he had more back story it would have taken time from them sharing snacks <3

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Madame Web (2024)

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So let me describe my favorite part of Madame Web: my taxi hypothesis.

You see, this is what I think happened: one of the writers--or multiple writers--and possibly some crew had a plan. They wanted to throw in the most obvious plot hole to see if someone would fix it. They wanted to know if someone at any point in the supervision would call out a completely ludicrous and unbelievable element of the story...and when no one did, they kept pushing it further, just to see how much they could get away with.

Specifically: the getaway taxi.

Yes, the Getaway Taxi. At one point, Cass takes the kids and piles them into a taxi cab to escape from a train station swarming with cops, in the middle of the day in New York City.

No one tries to stop them.

They don't Immediately Leave the City, they're just driving down the street. There's no driver to be seen. No police try to stop them.

An alert is put out, which they listen to in the taxi cab, of a woman who kidnapped three teenagers. At no point is it mentioned that they may have stolen a taxi that went missing near a train station. At no point is a missing taxi mentioned.

So...you see how this is a problem. Obviously someone's going to report that Taxi 28X5 has been stolen. Check every taxi, radio that taxi, find it just like they did in Godzilla 1998, because it's got a number on top and it's painted bright yellow.

No.

Nobody does that.

But wait!

Then, Cass takes the license plates off! Which would help to hide the vehicle...if it was any other car. But she leaves the sign on top. The numbers are still there, she just turned it into a car driving around NYC without license plates.

AND THEN...

SHE CRASHES THE TAXI INTO A DINER TO TAKE OUT THE BAD GUY.

AND THEN DRIVES OFF!

Aaaaand:

THERE'S A HOLE ON THE HOOD ABOVE THE REMOVED PLATES UNDER THE NUMBER ON THE YELLOW TAXI

THERE'S A HOLE ON THE HOOD ABOVE THE REMOVED PLATES UNDER THE NUMBER ON THE YELLOW TAXI.

THERE'S A HOLE.

THERE'S A HOLE.

THERE'S A HOLE ON THE HOOD ABOVE THE REMOVED PLATES UNDER THE NUMBER ON THE YELLOW TAXI.

Now, she skips town here, so it's kind of okay that she's taking a taxi to a hotel out in the middle of nowhere...but then she goes back with the taxi, then goes to the AIRPORT to go to PERU, which means she's finally ditched the damaged, plateless, numbered, yellow stolen taxi....until she comes back and takes the taxi right back to Queens!!!!!!!

It's incredible!

There's no way this should have ever worked! I have never seen a worse and more questionable and impossible feat!

But it happens! It's what they did! This is an actual thread in the movie!!!!

You don't know how hard I was cheering when it kept getting worse, you have to see this movie.

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Madame Web was pretty awful, but I still had a good time.