Male-16-Melbourne Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Link
WHEN THE WORLD HAS BEEN CREATED, THE GODS LOOK AT WHAT THEY’VE DONE AND THEN REALISE THAT THEY CAN’T BECAUSE IT’S ALL DARK. THEY’VE FORGOTTEN TO MAKE THE SUN. FUCKING WHOOPS.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A SUN? THAT’S RIGHT, YOU SACRIFICE A MOTHERFUCKING GOD. TEZCATLIPOCA GETS SACRIFICED, BUT THEY FUCK IT UP...
399 notes
·
View notes
Note
15 - Let me love you
no. youre not forgiven.
0 notes
Conversation
Reblog this and see what you get.
1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number.
10: I’m on your blog often.
11: I want you.
12: You're lovely.
13: You're fucking sexy.
14: I want to hug you.
15: Let me love you.
634K notes
·
View notes
Text
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
615K notes
·
View notes
Text
HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND
rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are
always call your significant other by their german translated name
wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
101K notes
·
View notes