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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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How is Maui on the Bara scale?

don't know if this is the updated tier list but its p obvious where he goes lol. mans prime beefcake material

#mod reply #mod raijin #you didn't need me to make this but i appreciate that you cared enough to send this in #even if i answered it a fortnight later oops

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #confession #other confessions #made by mod raijin #swear ive made this meme before. idk

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#tiamat #smite tiamat #smite game #hi-rez smite #smite #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #why would they fight when they're in love

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #confession #other confession #made by mod raijin #i'll add a taweret tag if we ever get her

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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i can’t think of any mass bitch slapping events in any media but i can tile the original image. is this anything

~ mod raijin ⚡

Let Hera bitch slap Zeus

someone beat you to it lol

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #hera #smite hera #smite zeus #zeus #get his ass x10

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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Let Hera bitch slap Zeus

someone beat you to it lol

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #hera #smite hera #zeus #smite zeus #i figure i should start tagging these responses for sorting purposes

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#nsfw #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #osiris #smite osiris #smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #this is like one of those picture word puzzles #anyways i agree osiris is v hot we don't talk about him enough

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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Wukong and hanuman eat at starbucks

i initially did a mcdonalds edit bc i completely misread this so you can have two whole shitty meme edits for free

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #you can tell which one i gave up on lol

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #king arthur #smite king arthur #lancelot #smite lancelot #guinevere #smite guinevere #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #good joke. well executed

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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i understand you really want to raw dog izanami really bad but i did get it the first time with the initial confession lol

~ mod raijin ⚡

#nsfw #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #.#izanami #smite izanami #smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #anyways as much as hirez wants you to think she's gross (they don't) she's literally like any other goddess #she's in a significant amount of smite r34 it isn't exactly an uncommon opinion to hold lmao

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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Show me that Medussy

gamers literally just want one thing and its disgusting

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #nsfw #you're lucky you caught me in an editing mood otherwise i would've ignored this old joke :P

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#tiamat #smite tiamat #smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #sorry for choosing the one tiamat art where she's posed like a sexy woman lmao #didn't even know this art existed but it fits nicer into the confession than her normal one 😔

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smiteconfessions · 2 years ago

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#jing wei #smite jing wei #smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #the sad sequel :(#sorry this is a lazy edit but it is taken from all the roblox bully yt vids so its still accurate

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smiteconfessions · 3 years ago

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#gilgamesh #smite gilgamesh #smite #smite game #hi-rez smite #confession #god confession #made by mod raijin #i don't think that's a smirk but sure! why not #you're lucky i accidentally deleted the ask and gilgamesh has no confessions otherwise i would've made fun of his expression lol

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smiteconfessions · 3 years ago

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*arthur getting destroyed in the background*

Merlin: ahah what an idiot.

Merlin:…..

Merlin: WAIT THATS MY IDIOT

can't think of how i would put this into a confession would a similar meme work for you

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #today in things that shouldn't take as long as they do #someone should start another incorrect quotes blog at this point #king arthur #smite king arthur #merlin #smite merlin

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smiteconfessions · 3 years ago

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I feel like people don’t know that Horus and sett canonically f%Ickes together even tho they are uncle and nephew :)

i would think most smite fans would know this by now, it makes for a very easy upvoted post on reddit but thanks for educating the few that don't know this lol

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #i feel like this is the thing that new smite fans love to talk about when they actually get into the characters #they go 'omg incest happened 😲😲😲'#still entertaining to hear that set and horus were rawdoggin in the mana buff of the slash map #set #smite set #horus #smite horus

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smiteconfessions · 3 years ago

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Am I the only one who really wants baron samadhi and loki to get their wives added to smite? Just imagine all the teasing these couples would do 😳

you are not the only one lmao, even on this blog there's been a post for maman brigiette and i've seen her pop up in lots of god requests over the years. on the other hand sigyn from what i've searched doesn't appear in any confessions, doesn't really appear in god requests and i have no idea what you'd do with her kit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

~ mod raijin ⚡

#mod reply #mod raijin #i did want to make a 'confessions i passed on' so that confessions weren't just deleted as i always feel bad about that #but i think i'll just keep the mod reply tag for now #i know this isn't as nice as a confession but you are getting a reply! it's good enough right lol

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