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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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bye fuckers find me @smallmetal LOL
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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WHAT
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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anime girls blink and their tiddies bounce
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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Best tumblr scandals
The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online
The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic
The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic
Russian Chaos Agents
Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do
Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do*
Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually harass you now.
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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criticizing childrens media is important and absolutely necessary but when i say i dont want discourse about kids shows im not saying ‘dont call out the racism in thia show, its for kids, it doesnt matter’ what im saying is no i dont want to see essays on why catra from she ra is an irredeemable abuser written by a 26 year old who doesnt go outside
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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its been SO LONG since ive seen homestuck jokes on my dash i cried lmaoooooo
LMAO sorry i did that to you. ur lucky uve gone so long avoiding it u_u
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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dont make a straight character without a reason
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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the worst thing I’ve ever made gn
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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hit or miss. i guess they never miss huh
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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lo fi song titles
she kissed me at 2:27am
Her
her
L O V E  P A R A D I S E
iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist
I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You
raining in my heart
Rain
g h i b l i  r e m i x 
ダーリング
iced coffee with you
iced coffee with her at 3:52am
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smallmetal2-blog · 6 years ago
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Honestly I live for making girls laugh,,, if I can make at least one girl laugh then I’m doing my job as a lesbian correctly tbh
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