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Do I read a book or do I again jump into my fanfic collection and never come back from there?
The struggle is real
#fandom#fandom problems#harry potter fandom#the struggle is so damn real#the struggle continues#obsessed with this
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Sirius : Moonsypie, I love you <3
Remus : I still don't understand why? I'm a monster
Sirius : My perfect little baby
Remus : Sirius, I'm also taller than you.
Sirius : Asshat -_- You know that's the only thing that pisses me. And EVERY. TIME. YOU. ARE. LOSING. AN. ARGUMENT. YOU USE. THAT!
Remus : Do I ever lose? Then shut it. *smirks*
#marauders textpost#marauders headcanon#sirius orion black#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#moony x padfoot#moonylvpin#padfoot
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Me: People think I'm an asshole because I leave my fic at cliffhangers :(
Someone: Yeah, that's an asshole move. You're an asshole.
Me: oh I know that. I mean there are way more reasons, why do stop at one.
Someone: .......
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Minnie is our QUEEN for some reasons!
mcgonagall: he has achieved high marks in all defence against the dark arts tests set by a competent teacher
mcgonagall: *sunglasses*
mcgonagall: *mic drop*
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That would be wayyyyy better than all the shit she is saying
can jk rowling go back to telling us useless information like "wizards shat on the floor when there was no toilets" instead of these bullshit transphobic tweets she's making
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I'm SORRY but I love torturing people, in the only legal way possible, ie leaving HUGE cliffhangers..... *smirks*
Sorry not sorry..... oop-
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Sirius : Do you think Moony loves me?
James : What makes you think otherwise?
Sirius : He just seems a bit off. Do you think he is gonna break up with me?
James : Are you- Did you even think before saying that? Look at him does he look like he is gonna break up with you?
Remus, who is sleeping in Sirius's lap, grabs Sirius's waist whilst sleeping : *whispers* my Siri.
Sirius : This is nothing. Even friends do this all the time.
James : Whatever you say pads *rolls eyes*
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At some point after they start living together......
Draco : What would you do, if I die just now.
Harry : Probably get the sleep I'm missing, talking to you.
Draco : So you wouldn't miss me at all?
Harry : For God's sake Draco! This is the third time this week you are doing this! Stfu and let me sleep. It's bloody 4 am in the morning.
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