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Bostick vines
Sooo I haven't been on this account in ages and I can't seem to sign I to my other one on this phone so I shall fanboy over here. My faceclaim for one of my most beloved characters, Vincent kilian O'Dwyer, aka Devon Bostick, replied to my comment on vine. I feel like an utter idiot but at the same time, it was hilarious. So in his vine he has a picture of himself getting his hair done as a kid by the same woman, fair assumption that its his mom seeing as the woman he pans to in current time looks identical. Right? So I comment " its ok bro my mom still does my hair. Same, bro. Same " He replies. " bro, that's not my mom, that's a set hair dresser " Shame, humiliation and hilarity wash over me. He has spoken to me, yet I'm like " damn thats dumb " but it was a fair guess, and further more, it was still funny as fuck. XD So I think despite the bashful nerves that are washing away, it was a fair thing to count as super cool. On my list of awesome things that have happened to me so far? * Chad Michaels of rpdr tweeted to me twice. * met Phil Lamar * met rob Lowe * hung out and talked with Voltaire * had one of my posts liked by highly caliente from rpdr * and now to the list, got a response on vine from Devon Bostick. I may or may not be missing some but that's ok. I feel
#nihk#abloodyanalysis#devon bostick#bostick#vines#devon bostick vines#traumatized and honored all at once
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i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth
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Charlie McDonnell
Name:
Carson Hayes MD
Age:
23
Occupation:
Blood Spatter Analyst in training/ Youtuber
Bio:
Lights fade in on London England, where Carson was born August 14th 1991, to a lovely half Irish, half English woman by the name of Deirdre Hayes, and her English husband Antony Hayes. Both of them were rather young when they welcomed their son into the world, his mother was only 16, and his father was 18. The two of them were rather stressed as young adults, attempting to do everything they could to find ways to support their little family, but when he was 3 years old Carson’s younger brother Cole was born, and suddenly things got REALLY hectic. Life was hard on them all, because they had to afford things and both his mother and his father were still trying to finish school, so the kids would stay with their grandmother while their parents finished up working on their degrees. and went to work. His mother graduated from Uni at the age of 21 and took up a job as a special effects make up artist, and his father ended up getting a degree in animation. They were young, and in love, and hopeful, and they thought that they could beat the odds of a serious long distance relationship, without seeing their children too often. That wasn’t the case though.
When Carson turned 6 years old, his younger brother Cole became increasingly ill. It wasn’t apparent all the time, but the young boy had always had health issues, and by now it was a fully realized disease. Cole had terminal cancer. Early on his brother was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin lymphoma which was putting pressure on his airways and making it hard for him to breath, amongst other terrible symptoms commonly associated with this strand of Lymphoma. For several years he had been receiving radiation treatment in order to keep it at bay, and it had seemed to disappear, but one day - it simply came back. It was April 18th 1995, that Cole passed away, 3 days before his 4th birthday. The loss tore his family down the middle. Both of his parents threw themselves into their work, they fought so often that it was hard for Carson, whom was himself attempting to deal with the loss of his own brother, and the very difficult understanding that he would never come back..
After 2 long years of fighting, his parents finally got a divorce- but Carson was the last piece of wreckage that was left from the once happy marriage they used to have. And rather than care for their son like they should have, they left him. Both his mother, and his father went on their separate ways, and took to their careers, refusing to look back. It was luck that he had been living with his Gran the entire time, because the woman was by far the kindest. Grandpa had passed away some years ago- before Carson was really old enough to remember him, but Gran was the best. It was a hard time, lots of tears, lots of inability to understand why he was alone- but eventually, he stopped wondering. As he attended school, Carson was beginning to realize he had an affinity for pouring himself into appreciating the time he spent with other people. It was when he was 10 years old, that he found his love for theatre and began to act in just about anything he could get cast in. Even if he was a rock- he would be the best rock they had. Solid, and unmoving. For a young boy he was rather smart, he understood certain concepts better than most at this age- so it was around this time that his grandmother sat him down to explain to him what it was that had honestly happened with his parents..
It was then that Carson swore that he would devote himself to making other people happy through his work, so if there was anyone else out there who felt sad, he could make them happy- and let them know that they weren’t alone. Somewhere along the way, he began to record some of the things that he’d done in school- and the year Carson turned 14, was the year that a site called Youtube became rather the newest big thing. Carson, who loved technology, instantly began to upload all his videos and then some, to his personal channel called “ ClearlynotCarson ” . At first the videos went slow, unnoticed, but as time pressed on, and Carson grew older and a bit more refined in his speaking skills- he drew in more people with his vlogging style and his random sensationalized skits with some of his friends. Carson hadn’t really thought that he was going to get anywhere with this youtube business, and by 16, he was already deciding that maybe acting wasn’t going to be what made him successful in life, and allowing some of the friends he’d made at school to convince him out of it, Carson decided that he would go for something more technical.
He was going to work in the field of Blood Spatter Analysis. Something at least semi medical. He could still help people, he could help solve crimes, and he could make money doing it. As the years waned on, Carsons popularity grew and shrank both equally. By the time he was 18, he was 2 years into uni, having graduated early from secondary school and was now well on his way into getting his degree, it was that following year that he met a fellow youtuber at a convention made specifically for Youtubers, Vidcon, his name was Ashton Blackburn whose youtube handle is still to this day “ undoubtedlyashton “ - whom Carson later found out, was named for his own channel! He was honoured, and the two boys spent literally the rest of the convention hanging out with one another. By the end of the convention they had to say goodbye, and go back to living their lives at separate ends of the country, but that did not stop the boys from seeing one another- they frequented each others houses to appear in videos together, and did their best to spend time together. They were thick as thieves.
It was by 20 that Carson had finally become rather popular on youtube, and had about 100,000 subscribers, which for him, was a huge accomplishment. It was around this time that he got a call from youtube, asking him to partner with him. They sent him a gift card to purchase better recording equipment, and fully backed the young boy who had.. no idea that this was going to be his ultimate life long job. Within the years that followed, he has continued to put half his focus on doing youtube videos, which makes him a rather intimidatingly large income, whilst balancing his schooling. Youtube wasn’t a lot of work anyway- it was fun, something to relieve his stress from the job. Since he entered into Uni so early, at this current moment he is actually a certified MD, therefore making him Doctor Carson Hayes. - He received his bachelors degree at 18, he then enrolled in a graduate program specifically for blood spatter analysis. He is currently enrolled in training courses whilst working as a blood spatter analyst trainee, and receiving on the job experience. His job is not that demanding of him as of current because he works under someone else, so he doesn’t work extremely often, as well as there are several other people in his field so he’s not always needed. This makes it incredibly convenient to be able to continue what he does with youtube, though sometimes he does have to put that life on hold. It was this year however, that he and his best mate Ashton decided that it was time to throw off the family ties and just move in together. His sexuality, had never been an issue for him to deal with because being gay for him was like ..breathing air. It came naturally, and when his Gran was still alive, having passed away about a year ago, she had completely endorsed his decisions. She always had..
At this point in Carson’s life, he does not have any inclination to contact his parents though he hazards that perhaps they might feel guilty somewhere inside, for having left him. He doesn’t feel the need for them because he got on fine without them.
Personality traits:
mistrusting ( family only ), compulsive, nervous, impractical, oblivious ( to sexual come ons ), obsessive, unintentionally flirtatious, gullible, jokingly perverse, ambitious, caring, cheerful, devoted, decisive, flexible, focused, generous, humble, punctual, reliable, selfless, sympathetic, work-oriented.
Writing Sample:
No work. None what so ever today- okay well there was some filming to be done, he mentally mused as he took a sip of his favorite milk tea, and tabbed about on tumblr. More Fan slash of him and Ashton, brilliant. More ridiculous gifs of them screaming over scary games. Good lord he hadn’t quite realized how unbelievably wide his mouth could get when he was screaming. With a soft chuckle he adjusted his glasses and drew his legs upwards, slowly bobbing his head in time to the soft trance like music that drifted into his ears. It was his favorite distraction when he was in front of the computer- give him some good music and he was gone. Full and utter focus. Thats why when the young, thin male felt something brush his leg- he practically shat himself,letting out an awkward duck like squawk, before flipping his chair backwards, narrowly missing his their twin kittens Petal, and Plume. They had seen him quickly move upwards into his chair, and felt it was now appropriate timing to play with the flappy bits of his pajama pants.
Now that he was laying on the floor- with tea all over his favorite shirt, and a pair of kittens slowly lapping at his chest- he stared at the ceiling with cock eyed glasses.. “ ..I didn’t realize there was a hook in the ceiling.. Is that meant to be a plant hanging ..pot thingy? Whats the word for that? “ - he squinted.. He was relatively unphased by the fall, because who could get mad at the kittens- they were adorable, no instead, he was more amused with himself, but not showing it.. So instead his focus fell on the roof as he slowly sat upwards to right the position he’d ended up in. Slowly, the kittens slid off of his chest and wobbled onto their backs, flailing around energetically for a moment before taking off in different directions..
With a warm, and rather brilliant smile, Carson rubbed the arm of his t-shirt across his face, wiping it softly as he drew away his glasses. “ And THIS is why my webcam is always on.. “ he chimed and got up to clean everything from the floor- shrugging happily. Thus was his life,” I’m so lucky that today wasn’t Randomly wear one of Ashtons T-shirt’s day. “ the lanky youth mumbled whilst inwardly he snickered, though it would have been funny to hang that one up and pretend like the kittens had had a mutual wee on it, to see the expression on Ashtons face.. Well no, actually he probably would have bought a new shirt that was identical..Thoughtfully he placed the end of his glasses between his teeth and looked up at the ceiling. He wondered at that moment, how well the other boy knew his clothing.. Did he know the tells of the holes in it and did he investigate the ruffled frayed ends? With a large grin, he shook his head and took his glasses from his mouth before taking his shirt off. No time to stand around with a dirty shirt on.. And with that, the young man wandered off into the depths of the house to wash up.
Miscellaneous Information:
Ashton and Carson got to talking one day, and Ashton had told him about the fact that his family was really unaccepting of him being gay, so they sat down together at their favorite restaurant and plotted a rather devious plan. They would move in together, they would search out the most conveniently located flats, and they would form the greatest duo the world had ever seen. Thusly, with what it was that they were wanting to do with their lives, moving to NY was just the most logical plan, so after packing up their things, Carson took the long trip and has settled into living with his bestie.
Both boys jointly own another youtube channel called “ ACFaG “ - which is short for Ashton and Carson Fail at Gaming, where they ridiculously play games suggested and bought for them.
Routinely, Carson is rather meticulous. He likes things clean, he showers frequently, and he tends to be rather gentle. However do not let his cleanliness and gentility fool you, this kid is CRAZY when you get him in front of a camera, or around Ashton. He can be an unintentional flirt, but in all honesty, he’s never even had sex before - he’s been way too enveloped in school life to notice he actually had a penis. So word is on the street, he has a penis, and doesn’t realize it. - He however can recognize a very attractive man, and sometimes find himself stumbling over his words in that event, or just talking way..way too much.
✔Likes:
✔ Peaches
✔ Intense eyes
✔ Men
✔ Science
✔ Blood Spatter Analysis
✔ Physics
✔ Forensics
✔ Philosophical conversation
✔ Vlogging
✔ Youtube
✔ Dubstep Zelda songs
✔ Acting
✔ Cobbler
✔ Hamburgers
✔ Chips
✔ Crisps
✔ Doctor Who
✔ Music
✔ Video Games
✘Dislikes:
✘ Talking about his family
✘ Having nothing to do
✘ Energy drinks
✘ Orange
✘ Womens perfume
✘ Flowers ( has an allergy to pollen )
✘ Fish sticks
✘ Raisins
~ They own twin Ragdoll kittens Petal ( left )and Plume( right ) .
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More like where’s my bloody hair-straightener?

You know what? I can’t do this. I give up! *throws his hands in the air, glaring down at the bag he’d been rummaging through* I hope you’re happy with yourself.
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Yeah baby, you work that blow-dryer! *bursts out laughing* Seriously though, Carson, doll. I don’t think it’s good for you to blow hot air straight into your eyes like that.
*sighs, shaking his head* I always end up burning myself on your straightener! I...
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Land of Opportunity
It’s like a special skill of yours, procuring the oddest and most lethal of objects.

You know, mate, I really don’t remember. I might’ve handed it to you, but seeing as you don’t remember either, that doesn’t get us very far now, does it?
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Land of Opportunity

You work that hobo look, baby! *winks at him*
Now, now, shield-maiden, I do believe that’s my sword you are holding there.
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Uuuhm… We could be, if you want to? But no, that… was honestly not what I was playing at.
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Well you’re going to have to learn some time! Might as well be from your best mate, am I right?
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And it still baffles me just how much of an idiot you can be sometimes. No, Carson, I meant penis jokes and the like, in general, not specifically referring to me. Maybe then you’ll see just how… wrong… half the things you say, actually sound?
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You know, I’m actually rather tempted to set you out into this world, to let you wander through it by yourself. But you might get eaten, so I don’t think I will. it would probably be easiest to explain if I wrote it down for you though, huh?
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Rightio, Carson. *clears his throat* Lets start with the fact that what you just did, you know, brushing my hair out of my face? Most people would think you were flirting with them.
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Look who's home!!!!
[He cocks his head as he looks up from a chair in the bakery] Hi. I’m Lysander. Who are you?
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[He giggles a little and shrug] I guess I’m cool. Zombies are cooler though [He nods and shakes his head] No! My dad owns the bakery…I’m just waiting for him to be done in the back.

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Dude! Cookies are awesome, man! [He says before hopping up and looking at the cookies] Dad doesn’t give me a lot. He says I get too hyper. [He shrugs and gives him puppy dog eyes] Soooooo…I can have one?
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Look who's home!!!!
Well! Eating happiness sounds far different from eating sweets so i’ll use that as my argument! [He takes the cookie and take a big bit before looking up to the other boy with a smile] Thank you for the cookie!
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