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deep end - birdy

requested by @dean-and-cas

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Imagining Castiel wandering around Heaven 2.0 in bizarro space kaiju angel trueform so he can screw in all the lightbulbs, meanwhile Dean “Canonically Into Tentacles” Winchester arrives and starts checking out the scenery and

DEAN: wow what’s with that crazy building, looks like the Space Needle fucked a giant squid CHARLIE: that’s Cas DEAN: 

ETA: holy shit I SUMMONED IT??

HELLO, DEAN

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quick shoutout to jackles for not saying a single positive thing about the finale. he really let all of 2020 go by without praising it once. king shit.

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feels like the people who don’t watch supernatural but think we should watch like. shadowhunters simply can’t understand the thrill of playing a game of eight dimensional chess against a writers room where half the people scorn you and the other half are winking surreptitiously in your direction so you’re doing the bryan cranston “me?” as you hesitantly approach like a skittish cat but they just keep winking until you step on the black x they sharpied over the floor and the anvil comes down on your face

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

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Draco’s looks in Prisoner of Azkaban is one of my favorites💚

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SPN AWARDS ∞ AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS: ↳ Favourite Season: Season Five (44%)

So what’s it all add up to? It’s hard to say. But me, I’d say this was a test… for Sam and Dean. And I think they did all right. Up against Good, Evil, Angels, Devils, Destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family. And, well… isn’t that kinda the whole point? No doubt - endings are hard. But then again… nothing ever really ends, does it?

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