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🙄 chill

ew @blue-bitch

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^ this

I’d be nothing without @marie-abella.

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dw i have two hands for a reason

Don't you just love it when your boyfriend stans your kitchen more than he stans you ;-;

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kitchen 💗💖💞💝💓💖💕💘💓💘💘💗💗💝💘💗💗💖💞💘💓💘💓💘

Don't you just love it when your boyfriend stans your kitchen more than he stans you ;-;

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Nobody:

Me: Have F!Yuki

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...accurate

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akakskksjdjfjskakdjgjskjskfj the talent is immaculate

So yes we are now singers ~ just y’know let us know what song to do next 😌💅✨

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This is for @loveaintintheair ...

Before I start, I’d like to say that it was none of our faults. I love you, but I don’t think it’s healthy to go on like this. We don’t talk. There’s no denying that. We are only hurting eachother by continuing this relationship, which is why I think that we should part ways.

I loved you dearly and I hope you have a better life without me,

Yukio

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I— I am not a pimp 😭

the origins of @slushydaslushy being a pimp

@domhoni

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i’m gonna cry this is so good—

I'd say I sold it pretty well ;)

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Maid Cafe Auction

Em: @emboots @herladyfangirl

1 billion 4 hundred and 1 from @denkisbreaddealer

Eli: @eli-is-worried

20 thousand and 1 from @sxgar-waffles

Toshi: @sxgar-waffles

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (one hundred duotrigintillion) from @bnha-rebloggs

Michi: @mochimichiko

12 trillion from @anakoisonline

Hanako: @anakoisonline

5 billion from @blackhole-the-warpgate-hero

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🥺🥺🥺🥺 it looks adorable—

So this is the original photo vv

And here’s my edit of it so far—

It’s kinda messy but it’s getting there 😌✨

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Someone: I like all three of the boys

Someone: Marshall, Eli...

Someone: *reads smudged writing on hand* ...and Yulci!

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Sumire: Fuck.

Yukio: Language!

Daisuke: Bitch.

Yukio: Language!

Toshiko: Who the fuck do you think you’re calling a bitch, you ass?

Yukio: Language!

Kae: Now that’s one crazy motherfucker—

Yukio: Language!

Bella: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

Yukio:

Yukio: What the fuck—

@sumireaiko @sxgar-waffles @denkisbreaddealer @marie-abella

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Or... you could wear heels—

Eli : my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him , what should I do ?

Marcy: punch him then when he doubles over in pain kiss him

Em: tackle him

Bella : dump him

Yukio : kick him

Marshall: NO TO ALL OF THOSE — JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN 😭🤚

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Sumire, watching Yukio cook in the kitchen: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Yukio, used to this level of clownery: Sure they are, Mire.

Sumire: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Yukio: Okay.

Sumire: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.

Yukio:

Sushia:

Sumire: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Sushia, crying: Sumire, please stop—

Ashi, completely fascinated: No, continue, please.

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Can confirm 😭✌️

Marshall: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Em: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Marcy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Yukio: I (eventually) joined you in the dumb stuff.

Eli: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF—

@marshall-maruyama @emboots @herladyfangirl @bnha-rebloggs @slushydaslushy @eli-is-worried