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arcade after my female courier sells him to caesar

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I TOLD YALL MY NEXT POST WOULD BE PICKLES AS VICTIM OF GORILLA GLUE AND I HAVE FUFILLED THAT PROPHECY. i locked in today and got it done TODAY! hashtag inspired. May this bald queen get that medically examined or something, it is NOT looking hot babez

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having 2 different hyperfixations at once is like having divorced parents who share custody. metalocalypse gets me during the week and fallout new vegas gets me for the weekend

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Dethklok banter, live @ Velódromo Olímpico, Mexico City; Nov. 16th, 2024

Unfortunately I could not record the very first lines as I was struggling with my phone, so I also don't remember what Nathan and Pickles were saying! :(

Transcript under the cut:

Pickles: [Previous lines cut off] ...fuck yeah!

Nathan: Pickles, you're really picking up some Spanish!

Pickles: Fuckin' muy caliente, motherfuuuckeeeeers!

Skwisgaar: Ah-fuckins hellos to Mexico Citiiieees! Fucks yeah, thanks yous sos much for letting me comes into your countries of Mexico Cities!

Pickles: Oi, Skwisgaar, you're really learnin' yer geeeography!

Nathan: Fuck yeah, TEQUILAAAAAAAA!

[Audience cheers]

Charles: Uh, hey, guys. Uh, it's finally* that part of the night...

Nathan: Oh, fuckin' Charles. What are you doin' here, you asshole?!

Charles: Well, it's come to that part where you... have to say goodbye.

[Audience goes "Nooo"]

Nathan: Oh, fuckin' real nice, Charles! Now everybody's fuckin' bummed out!

Charles: Well, uh. You could play a couple more songs.

[Audience cheers]

Nathan: Uhh. I don't know, I don't know. This audience, th— maybe some of them are a little tired, I can't tell...

[Audience goes "Nooo"]

Charles: Well, if they scream loud enough, will you play another song?

[Audience cheers and yells]

Nathan: The answer's yes! If these guys scream loud enough, we'll play another fuckin' song!

[Audience screams]

Nathan: [Unintelligible due to audience's screams]

[Audience continues yelling]

Nathan: Is that everybody?!

[Audience screams again]

Nathan: ¡Somos... las... gears!

Pickles: ¡Somos *los* gears!

Nathan: That's right! WE ARE THE GEARS! ONE MORE SONG!

[Audience cheers]

Nathan: ¡MUCHAS GRACIAS!

[Audience cheers, yells, laughs]

["Fansong" begins playing]

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*Not sure whether or not he actually used the word "finally", as my friend and I were giggling too much about me losing my shit when Charles started speaking.

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whenever i see metalocalypse content and op purposely forgets murderface i start sending telepathic waves to explode their brain

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I think about that one skwisgaar edit to the bondage song by London after midnight daily

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pickles groove

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Round 5 (semifinals)

please reblog after voting

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dethgrips

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Having fun doodlin

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So fourteen years after it was cancelled and seven years after it was made mostly unlost media, the Dethgame is now available to be played by the general public

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please don't bother him, he's gaming right now

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Super brutal, dude.