Call me Sleepy or Hush| mid 20s | they/them | DO NOT ASK ME TO REBLOG YOUR SIGNAL BOOSTS. ASKS WILL BE IGNORED. | why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket
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always torn between "this is fanfiction, it doesn't need to be 100% realistic" and "if i get even a single fact about this obscure thing wrong, i am going to be violently killed with hammers"
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
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Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body
Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona
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Hey. Give cheating and stealing and lying a chance
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