sludge-wizard
sludge-wizard
Savor the flavor of failure, fools!
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Call me Sleepy or Hush| mid 20s | they/them | DO NOT ASK ME TO REBLOG YOUR SIGNAL BOOSTS. ASKS WILL BE IGNORED. | why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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sludge-wizard · 37 minutes ago
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Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."
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sludge-wizard · 45 minutes ago
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can u make her internet famous
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sludge-wizard · 2 hours ago
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don't really feel like posting today you can read this instead
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sludge-wizard · 2 hours ago
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reblog and put in the tags a popular “found family”/“father figure”/“mother figure”/“sibling coded” headcanon or interpretation in your fandom that you disagree with
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sludge-wizard · 2 hours ago
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"Not platonic not romantic but a secret 3rd thing" its called a QUEERPLATONIC PARTNERSHIP and u better put RESPECT on its name!!!!
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sludge-wizard · 2 hours ago
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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.
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sludge-wizard · 2 hours ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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sludge-wizard · 2 hours ago
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can i interest u in a box of friend??
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sludge-wizard · 3 hours ago
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sludge-wizard · 3 hours ago
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"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.
"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."
"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."
"You can synthesize any sound."
"But I can not play music."
"Is there a difference?"
"I want to find out."
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sludge-wizard · 3 hours ago
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I'm red girl
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sludge-wizard · 3 hours ago
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Today’s anime cat of the day is:
This cat from My Oni Girl!
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sludge-wizard · 3 hours ago
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sludge-wizard · 13 hours ago
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sludge-wizard · 13 hours ago
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anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember
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sludge-wizard · 13 hours ago
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maybe im just a weirdo but does anyone else hear an interesting or relevant conversation behind you in a way where you think if i’d been a cat my ear would have done this just now
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sludge-wizard · 14 hours ago
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Guess who didn't eat all day bc their food got rained on and looked Slightly Different
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