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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

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good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

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Art by Julia Zhuravleva

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when i say aw shucks this is what i mean

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and tonight on "Vesper will draw whatever the hell they want" 💜🩵

their headsets' wings are meant to be like a sprite bulb and spite bulb respectively, i don't feel like colouring this so it's not really clear

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Anyone obsessed with me? Could use the ego boost

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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

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Dumbass brothership doodles! First one was inspired by this ask I saw. Second one was my experience in the final dungeon 😭

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"Maybe Go Fish is more our speed..."

Got hit with the Balatro bug. Decided to turn the King Salmonids into face cards (and a golden egg into a Joker).

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hey can i chew on you rq?

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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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