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King

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How it feels to have friends and hang out with them

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u know those little 20 questions toy things. i brought one to my tattoo appointment & i busted it out 2 distract me from the pain bc im a wimp & i was makin it guess a pickle but none of the questions it asked were really applicable to a pickle & i was periodically askin my mom (7 feet away from me gettin the same tattoo) for input & it asks me "is it independent" & i ask her "is a pickle independent" & everyone in the place (like 8 people) just stops and contemplates the independence of a pickle for a minute

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"No winter maintenance. The bridge can be slippery."

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"when I was younger" bro everything you've ever done happened when you were younger dipshit

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“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

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As discussed in my Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door livestreams, there is an immensely rare event whereby Luigi would throw a rock at Mario. Finally, I have managed to obtain footage of it.

Please join me on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel for an analysis of the final chapter of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door!

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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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They found dirt on Adaphne

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I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”

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Carter Goodrich Russian Bear, cover illustration for Forbes

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1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

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Everything will be alright

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?