don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
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don’t 👏🏻 quote 👏🏻 death 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 author 👏🏻 unless 👏🏻 you’ve 👏🏻 actually 👏🏻 killed 👏🏻 an 👏🏻 author 👏🏻
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re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)
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Your Best American Girl // Mitski
You’re the one
You’re all I ever wanted
I think I’ll regret this
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What the fuck
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fiddle-dee-dee, the sjws are triggered again! i chortle at the petty squabbling of the unenlightenèd masses! how titillating - to observe such small minded bickering from my stance of logicke and rætionaliteigh. guffaw! guffaw! what mirth
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Bratmobile - Gimme Brains
A girl could starve on a boy like you!
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people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)
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mutuals this is really fun
strive to be compassionate and understanding to everyone
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If you were going to direct a production of Hamlet, what's an unusual interpretation or decision you would put into your production?
The play-within-a-play is replaced by a complete performance of Love’s Labours Lost, the play within that is replaced by a complete performance of Midsummer Night’s Dream, the play within that is replaced by a complete performance of Hamlet, the doors are locked and the cycle of plays-within-plays continues until everyone in the audience and all the performers are dead.
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me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time
me: i could just pick 1 thing to do
brain: do 0 things
me: why?
brain: You Gotta
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