Sloane Jacobs. 20. Human; Familiar. Claimed. I'm kind of like the hulk, when I get angry you cant stop me. And people get hurt. I kind of hate myself for it. “Sometimes suffering is just suffering,. . .It doesn't make you stronger. It doesn't build character. It only hurts.” - Kate Jacobs
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Phoebe Tonkin on We Heart It.
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Gross.. Showing some random skeavy guy my boobs?
Wha-- No! No, we are not, not fucking.. I don't even think he's interested.. Not that I am either..
Just show your boobs a little and you can do it already.
Shouldn’t yyou be excited about fuckig the coffee shop dude?
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Guess who's one year away from being able to buy her own booze? Me. I'm very excited.
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You're hot as fuck? Look at all this I've got! She picked up a fistful of her own thick hair.
It's still douchey though.
That’s because I just saved my head. It’s hot as fuck out here.
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What is there to wish for there's barely an inch on your head!
Please, Captain Canuck wishes his hair was as good as mine.
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Justin Bieber called, he wants his douchey haircut back.
Miley Cyrus called, she wants her jank attitude back.
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And I care.. Why?
Um… I um, I only just got here.
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the best scene
#Sloane about the coffee shop boy#I think I named him#but I want to name him Liam#hes cute and hipster and wears glasses#but not like the black need glasses like different glasses#and he wants to work in finance and make lots of monaaaaay#like a a stock broker#or maybe he wants to be an advertisement guy like don draper#yes that one#queue#misc: thoughts
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Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?
Me: Estoy bitchin’
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This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco; The left ear is the official album version, while the right ear is the official piano version.
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[text; wrong number -- from Ryne] Lily, can’t keep sexting me when I'm working out. The only thing that should be getting my blood flowing is weight training!
[text — Ryne] LOOK AT WHO YOU’RE SENDING THINGS TO GODDAMMIT. I didn’t want to know that, nor did I need to. Ugh.
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Take a left out here, walk all the way down the street, take a right and then your first left. Should be right there. Sloane explained lazily, resting her head on the arm rest of the couch, specifically not showing the woman she was really leading out towards the woods.
Hmm, well, I’m not one to share things, so if you could just guide me to the liquor store, that would be excellent.
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If I don't seem happy, do you think I'm alright? But yes, I'm fine.
Someone doesn’t seem to be happy. You alright there?
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