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when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

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i would let you run doom on me if that counts for anything

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I hear theyre playing sports at the kendrick show today

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You ever wonder if Samus has ever been approached by folks to either have a book or movie written about her life? Like she spends some time in a Federation-controlled quadrant of space and suddenly some Hollywood sleazeball come out of the woodwork with a movie deal and it doesn't immediately register for her that the bullshit she gets up to would be like... summer blockbuster material? Also, that's her extremely traumatic life story?? Who wants to watch that???

(It turns out a lot of people would absolutely watch that and have Totally Normal™ Thoughts and Feelings about it.)

samus looking at her life from the outside: damn that was kinda fucked up

samus seeing she's getting played by anya taylor joy: man my life fucking rules

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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Kendrick Lamar x Not Like Us (Super Bowl)

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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is this something. is it anything at this point

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FROM THIS

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siiiiggggghhhhhh. any vampires wanna pay me to do simple tasks for a concerning amount of money that i won't question until it's too late for me to back out of whatever it is i actually have to do for the money

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it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

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gregg rulz ok