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except i'm 100% right about francis castle having a big dripping catholic throbber about getting knocked up out of wedlock, so 💅

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good morning, guess who just remembered that there are two stories about frank castle getting his hole excavated by cable's brawny forearm!

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MASTERLIST OF FIC

All Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne (unless stated otherwise)

EDIT: 1/11/23 - This list isn’t being updated anymore, but that’s only because I have written too much to keep up with here. Check out my ao3 for all my fics!

Stolen. COMPLETE (30933 words, 9/9 Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce is very suspicious of Lex Luthor, but he gets more than he bargained for when he turns up at Luthor’s mansion and meets a handsome journalist from the Daily Planet. Ft. A very cliche plot line and lots of (eventual) smut.

Stay. COMPLETE (1976 words)

Rating: M (fluff, illness, nudity) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce is sick and can’t rest. Clark confronts him.

Rut. COMPLETE (3246 words)

Rating: E (18+ only), A/B/O, Check the tags on ao3!

Sumary: Clark has this weird illness that he experiences every year. Usually he just locks himself away for a week and he’s fine, but this year he pays a visit to Bruce, who’s more than willing to help Clark out.

Damp. COMPLETE (2412 words)

Rating: E (18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce just wanted a nice, relaxing bath after a long night of fighting crime in Gotham City. He didn’t expect Clark to show up.

Heat, COMPLETE (9459 words, 2/2 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only) A/B/O, Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Omegaverse. As an alpha, Bruce has always known his preferences for other alphas was a bit…odd, but when Clark shows up smelling of rut and decides he wants to fuck Bruce…

Well, Bruce isn’t going to complain.

An error in touch, COMPLETE (4738 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E(18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: One of Bruce’s exes gets a bit handsy at a gala, and Bruce needs Clark to erase his touch.

Unreasonable Love, WIP (23255 words, 8/? Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: A video of Bruce and Clark kissing goes public, and Clark decides the best way to show the public that they’re serious is to bring Bruce home to Kansas. Bruce agrees.

Take a Seat, COMPLETE (2567 words, 1/1 Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark has a very interesting reaction to watching Bruce do pull ups with weights chained around his waist.

Courting Games, WIP (13194 words, 5/? Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), A/B/O, Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce Wayne; bachelor, billionaire, Gothamite.

Omega.

Clark is lucky enough to be courting Bruce, and he’s going to court Bruce properly— the way Bruce deserves.

At least, that was his plan… until everything went to shit.

Just a nightmare, COMPLETE? ( 2952 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ ONLY), Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark has a disturbing nightmare and has to see for himself that Bruce is okay. He catches Bruce in a compromised state and snaps.

Ignite, WIP (14048 words, 5/? Chapters)

Rating: M (18+ only), Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: A slow burn get together fic. Picks up right after The Batman (2022) ends.

Citrus, COMPLETE (2856 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Wherein someone flirts with Bruce, and Clark gets jealous.

Burgundy and Orange, COMPLETE (3125 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark decides to surprise Bruce at work with some roses and gets more than he bargained for.

The one where nightwing inadvertently plays matchmaker by getting shot, Potential WIP (3017 words, 1/? Chapters)

Rating: Teen and up, check the tags on ao3! Includes graphic description of injuries, blood, etc

Summary: Batman calls out for Superman, begging for his help, but what Clark finds when he shows up is shocking even to him.

Hit, WIP (1537 words, 1/2 chapters)

Rating: M (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark accidentally hurts Bruce, and Bruce struggles to reassure Clark that it’s okay.

Heatwave, COMPLETE ( 2849 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: A heatwave hits Metropolis and Gotham, and Clark looks for a little respite in the safety of Bruce’s batcave.

Unfortunately the batcave’s A/C has gone out, but Bruce has found another way to keep cool.

Release, COMPLETE? (2598 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E(18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: The Hall of Justice is empty on a Friday night, and Clark decides to have some fun with Bruce.

Ft. Older Clark and Battinson

Crush, WIP (10598 words, 3/? Chapters)

Pairing: Kon-El (Conner Kent)/ Dick Grayson

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Conner and Dick get together, and it’s complicated.

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Did this meme over on my twitter! Took the opportunity test some different brushes too

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You are the king of an island of one

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Boob windowfication continues

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That’s enough boob windowfication for now 

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I see no difference

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Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne by Gerald Parel

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Some Jason Todd for you

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dont ever talk to my husband or his son ever again 😃

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long time no seee🥹

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superbat fic recs

I had an intense Superbat phase years ago and I still read it incidentally or when I have a craving for old faves. Please enjoy these recs!

Build Me A Place (we'll call it home) by SpiritsFlame I love cultural differences and courting and this does it so well! A lovely mix of funny and devastating and sweet.

Detective Work by Bekkoni @bekkoni Secret identities and the hilarity of the Justice League discovering Bruce and Clark's relationship is my favorite thing.

News Flash by Mithen Did I mention that secret identities and the hilarity of the Justice League discovering Bruce and Clark's relationship is my favorite thing?

Dilectus Meus Mihi... by Mithen Clark has amensia and Bruce has to retrain him to be Superman. This has one of my all time favorite lines about Bruce ("infinite set of options") and you have to read it for the cliff jump scene, please.

Music of the Spheres by Mithen Do you want to read 150,000+ words of Bruce and Clark meeting for the first time as both their civilian selves and their fledgling superhero identies and falling in love? This is the fic.

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