No one can heckle you like your bestie can uwu
Notice that Maverick is making no effort whatsoever to hide the fact he gave it to Ice so good that Iceman clawed him up in a feverish attempt to hang on for the ride, lmao
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Mav: This is the third time you’ve been suspended for fighting.
teenage Bradley: You’d think I’d be better at it by now.
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*Penny teaching Amelia to drive and taking Rooster and Maverick along for the ride*
Penny: That's a pothole. To the left!
Amelia: Take it back now y'all *drives directly into the pothole*
Maverick: *sticking his face into the front over the center console* Cha Cha real smooth.
Rooster: I don't think that's how the song goes, Mav.
Amelia: That's definitely not how the song goes... The next line is one hop this time.
Penny: *crying, gripping the handle* Please just take me home.
Amelia: Country roads.
Rooster: To the place.
Rooster, Amelia and Maverick: I belong!
Penny: *crying harder* What the fuck?
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Meltdown: *talking about Pheonix and Bob*
Meltdown: "I could take them both at once."
Menace: "In a fight, right?"
Menace: "Babe, in a fight, right?"
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Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.
0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
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after the whole charlie disaster mav then went on to acquire carnal knowledge of ice
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Rooster: Hey Mav, what's a metaphor?
Maverick: My life is a trainwreck.
Rooster: I know that, but what's a metaphor?
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RIP Nick "Goose" Bradshaw you would have loved the internet goose memes
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Mav: I don’t know about you, but that’s not how I was raised.
Rooster:
Rooster: You raised me.
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Maverick: Wow, they really hate us.
Iceman: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Maverick: But we’re not gay, Ice.
Iceman:
Maverick:
Maverick: We’re not?
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Meltdown rarely talks to Slider anymore. She's of the belief he's ashamed after she and Menace crashed trying to avoid Phoenix and Bob's jetwash. In reality, Slider was amongst the chain of command for the mission and specifically made the fallback call in a selfish attempt to protect his daughter and son-in-law. The disfiguring scars across her and her WSO's faces and bodies make it impossible for him to look at either of them for very long.
Menace doesn't blame his wife for the accident and often finds himself cooling her signature meltdowns before they begin. Though his face was mostly spared, various deep scars mar his arms and torso. Though their relationship is already a secret to all but three of the Daggers, Meltdown's late night flashbacks are only known to him.
(BONUS: Menace face reveal! Also a little picrew showing the WSO working his siganture soothing skills)
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Goose: "Viper?"
Maverick: "You love us right?"
Viper: *not looking up from his desk* "Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like."
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(Tri-Wizard Tournament: Cedric’s Death), but instead it’s Maverick yelling hysterically over Bradley’s burning plane.
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Maverick: "So when Superman stands on the edge of a building, he's a hero, but when I do it I'm "being dramatic" and "suicidal"?"
Ice:
Ice: *deadpan* "Maverick for fuckssake-"
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Much like Maverick, I'm not dead. I'm just having 87 life crisies and I'm addressing none of them.
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