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Have you guys heard of cats. They're great.

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.

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16th century French encryption book from the court of Henri II

https://www.facebook.com/museum.of.artifacts/

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count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

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The characters meet in a tavern. Specifically, it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday—the regular crowd shuffles in. Rogue? There’s an old man sitting next to you, making love to his tonic and gin.

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how to remove sinister guy from castle

shadowy figure lurking around wizard tower

guy lurking in shadows smoking a cigarette and sharpening knives

rogue infestation

rogue exterminator

rogue exterminator prices

how to remove rogues from wizard tower yourself “DIY” reddit

how to remove rogues from wizard tower yourself “DIY” reddit -“bad idea”

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healing potions for sale

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Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal [-1]

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Listen, buddy, the sooner you realize I can’t be killed with any weapon made upon this world, the sooner we can be friends :)

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Ch👍

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Ides of March! Stabby time!

Good thing this is what I'm best at. >:]<

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being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?

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I couldn't separate it from the rest of the tiger, but I hope this works!

*rubbing the bridge of my nose* for the last time, minions. i want the object “the eye of a tiger.” stop playing that damn song