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haikyuu characters as things my friends have said P3

oikawa: imma light her up like rotisserie- 

kenma: you lie all the time, like how you say everything’s gonna be alright and how you’re my friend, etc.

kita: i feel like doing laundry, hold on

bokuto: what’s the acronym for tax???

konoha: go commit fraud

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osamu: hold on i think my brother just fell down the stairs

suna: oh, rest in peace atsumu

osamu: no

osamu: don’t rest in peace, he deserved it

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sakusa: im gonna snap someone’s neck

atsumu: oooh snap mine daddy please i want to die

sakusa:

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i need to draw more often

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haikyuu characters as things my friends have said P2

akaashi: tough talk for the person who hasn’t done any work for the past 2 months

tsukishima: i don’t think he has any morals

hanamaki: it’s like in just dance when you miss a move and there’s a big red X like “wow you failure”

mattsun: i’m sure the piano’s moans sound impeccable though

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bokuto: if you eat food at 11:59 pm to 12:00 am, is it dinner or breakfast?

kuroo: bro...

akaashi: it’s called a fucking midnight snack you guys are just dumb

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iwaizumi: shittykawa

iwaizumi: trashykawa

iwaizumi: assikawa

iwaizumi: crappykawa

iwaizumi: kusokawa

Iwaizumi: loserkawa

iwaizumi: lazykawa

oikawa:

iwaizumi: ...dumbass

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suna and osamu: kita, help! there’s a rat in our room!

atsumu: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU GUYS

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art is for losers

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haikyuu characters as things my friends have said P1

suna: you look like jesus punched you in the face 10 times.

kuroo: birthing sized hips.

oikawa: do i look straight to you?

noya: he’s coming. bonhomme is coming. run, hide, he’s gonna eat you.

satori: mangled children award.

iwaizumi: he has the iq of a blade of grass.

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watch out for your kneecaps

hm. ur all short

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atsuhina hours yet again huh

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Nekoma Hc’s

- kenma gets lost pretty easily an as such kuroo has to go looking for him bc he’s a “responsible captain”

- he ended up finding kenma 3 hours later at the back of a mall beside a truck and a dumpster

- no one knows how he ended up there, not even kenma himself

- kai is 120% tired of everyone’s bullshit but tries to keep it to himself

- until one day

- yamamoto and fukunaga were messing around and decided to prank kai

- bad idea

- let’s just say it didn’t end well and yamamoto and fukunaga were put in their place

- once, yaku got so mad at lev he threw a volleyball at him (which was pretty common)

- yaku threw it a little too hard and hit lev in the face

- lev proceeded to have the worst nosebleed ever known in history

- it looked like a murder scene

- kuroo had to bring a science project home to finish working on it 

- it was a bunch of glass vials n shit and stored them in his bag

- he decided to stay for a little extra practice and brought his stuff to the gym door so he wouldn’t have to go back to the change room (he’ll just shower at home)

- so he’s practicing serves and the ball goes straight to his bag

- well shit

- yeah the vials shattered and he didn’t know what to do

- he brought his bag home and painstakingly took out each shard of glass out

- rip kuroo

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best friend telepathy

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I feel like Kita and Sakusa would get along pretty well. If Atsumu would ever introduce his boyfriend to his family, that is

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this was sitting in my drafts since last year i most likely dont intend to finish it anymore lmao so here

man i used to really like this art style haha

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sakusa: don’t

sakusa: i said don’t

hinata:

hinata: (๑╹ω╹๑ )♡

sakusa: *smiling under his mask with teary eyes* fuck