sleepingguard01
zombie blog, back from the dead
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he/him, 20 || mostly reblogs and basically only speaks in tags, no organization, just the worst blog viewing experience. need me to tag something? send an ask!
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sleepingguard01 · 4 hours ago
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i can't stop watching this
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sleepingguard01 · 6 hours ago
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sleepingguard01 · 8 hours ago
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REAL Walker Reacts To "Walking Simulators"
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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this was my favourite part of this session
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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I needed to make this a gif i couldn’t get it out of my head
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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i love this team so much. this dude ballerina twirled around the first defender who came at him and then hurdled backwards over the next one, an entire grown ass man, like it was nothing. like he's in a goddamn sports anime. unbelievable
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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What's the hardest part of taking a shower for you? (Either for a physical, mental, or other reason)
Convincing yourself to take one
Actually getting up to do it
Getting nude
Getting under the water
Cleaning your hair
Cleaning your body
Getting out of the shower
Drying off
After-shower care (hair routine, skin routine, etc)
Other (say in tags/comments?)
Don't take showers
Results
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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my time on bluesky has been so fucking funny to me. having an existing base + my dog seems like an algorithmic cheatcode and anytime i post him, regardless of the caption, the algorithm starts serving it to anyone's discover feed and i get a slew of replies from 45-70 y/o's that just see a dog
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me
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sleepingguard01 · 3 days ago
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BEHIND U
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sleepingguard01 · 3 days ago
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