slayerlevampire

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POV you are a guy in a monster suit and you are about to be meddled with so hard

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What if Kieran caught Pecharunt?

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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you understand?

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its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

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cant even fault those bailey school kids for this one if i saw that dude i wouldg just go Thats Fuckin Dracula man

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they were so real for this

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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

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Curious visitor

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Got a pin for my lab coat

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I like when The Eggman does The This

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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sometimes u just gotta write the most cliche self indulgent fanfic u can think of. for your health

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Early route BFFs

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just a preemptive measure

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