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snoopy of the day

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When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

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snoopy of the day

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IM F***ING DEAD?????

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Sometimes you stress yourself out to the point of tears and then u have to coax urself off the ledge by reminding urself that nothing is ever that fucking serious . It works out how it works out the point is we put in the effort

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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Sorry to break it to you but you literally have to face your fears and slaughter them. Otherwise you will live a small life that you do not want. You literally have to view your biggest fears and attack them head on. You have to fall into the abyss to find your way out. The easy path does not exist. There is no get out of jail free card. You have to allow yourself to die a spiritual death over and over again in order to reinvent yourself into the person you are actually supposed to be. And you have to be painfully honest with yourself and the people around you. It’s horrible but it’s truly the only way.

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hey do you all remember that Ed and Stede are in love. And that hit show OFMD is actually about their romance. And they kiss and they had sex and they love each other and they're boyfriends and that's what the show is about. Because sometimes I forget all that happened on our TV screens but it was real and it was beautiful and it's ours!

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friday 13 you know what that means

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This shit reads like a tumblr post

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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

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i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change

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what's wrong babe you're barely anything

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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